I have $1000
I want to make $5000 in a month
What would you do?
Gamble, stocks?
How do you make a 500% profit return on your original investment in such a short time, rich guys help a brother out who needs a new camera and laptop
inb4eth
>>1858264
> Go to a casino
> Bet $1000 on six line
> Win
> $5000 payout
>>1858281
This is incredibly unhelpful
>>1858264
>bet everything on Le pen
>pray for a terrorist attack before the elections
Best advice I can give you, she is paying 3.25 times what u bet.
>>1858264
Get a job that pays $5k a month.
buy meme coins for the long game.
>>1858264
Just put 1000 into ethereum and be a millionaire in a year
>>1858264
Suck 5 cocks $1 each
Repeat x1000
>>1858281
This. Even if it's not a literal casino, if you're getting this much potential return, it's basically gambling.
>>1858264
You can't net an increase of 500% in one month without gambling 100% chance of loss.
If you are willing to lose it all, then yes, you can but then you gotta put it into something that has insane levels of risk for that kind of reward.
To give a comparison most people that don't gamble in investments aim for 6-12% per year. And you want 500% in one month.
ETH obviously.
Buy a pressure washer, 50 bucks a pool deck/rv. Pay some kid to do it for you and collect the flat rate for a profit
>>1858326
OR buy LePen Coin while its still around 10 sats.
>>1858264
bitcoin