How would one go about opening an online sex shop? I really

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>>1857462
Step 1: Get a bunch of free sex toys from the feminazi health store that gives out free butt plugs: https://sexyliberation.org/

Step 2: Wordpress

Step 3: Profit

>>1857462

you need exposure. Your best bet would be to sell through Amazon or ebay.

You also need to find a wholesaler of sex stuff or make your own.

Making your own unique casts vcould be more profitable, but would require more effort initially.

>>1857470
I just ordered a cock ring. Is this real?

>>1857482
Yep. Don't stop at 1 cock ring. ORDER 10,000 cock rings

>>1857506
Flash2:wave2:sellin cock rings 1k ea

>>1857530
Oldschool bb

>>1857530
Can we make this a runescape thread? Maybe op can sell sex toys in lumby

>>1857586
my uncle is zezima. I can get you banned

>>1857506
Even my dick's not that big. Maybe start with 100 cock rings anon?

>>1857470

What's the catch? Does it arrive in a box decorated with penises so the postman knows how liberated and modern you are?

>>1857755
They claim "discreet" shipping. I would prefer the dick box though

inb4 cumbox reference

>>1857586
trimming armor for free

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>>1857473
As a dickfarmer i can tell you that practice makes perfect and youtube is your friend should you choose to venture down this path.

Youtube "silicone mold making"

They sell perv shaped silicone ice trays that are food safe and work great for candys, mints, and chocolates.

Bonus points for researching the high temp silicones and extra elastic for different kinds.

One dildo making bunch of gals online just makes a plaster of paris mold and pours silicone in and jerks the fucker out without splitting it or anything.

They also sell silicone dick molds you should be able to cast silicone and suck into.

I made about a 6 inch dick candle with one.

The world is your playground op. You can either listen to your oleb classmates and teachers or do like i did, climb on top of the jungle gym and tell everyone to fuck off.

(True story, i did that. No regrets.)

Peace!

>>1857506
Only use metal

>>1857826
Why?

>>1857718
lol

Don't open a sex shop. Because banks give you trouble with it.

>>1858022
What kind of trouble?

WTB Christmas cracker 2bil trade me faggot

>>1858339
Christmas crackers aren't worth shit in old school kiddo, you need to get with the new school old school

>>1857506

I feel like getting one but I'm scared.

>>1858445
you just want it because it has a butterfly on it

>>1858008
Its a very long and very hard story. N-nohomo.

>>1858022
So dont use a bank. Use cedit union or orivate or peer 2 peer loan. Maybe even venture caoital if u can take your biggest product without lube.

>>1857462
Dropshipping

>>1858570
Yeah...OP is going to raise venture capital to sell dildos. Good fucking luck.

If an autist like Zuckerberg can raise money why can't an autist on 4chan so it

At least zuckerberg was a jew

>>1858657
You sound very anti-semitic, anon

>>1858657
I take it back you are not anti-semitic

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>>1857470
>Its a very long and very hard story. N-nohomo.
MAXIMUM KEK. THESE FUCKERS JUST PICKED THE CHEAPEST SHIT ON ALIEXPRESS.

AHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

>>1858872
how did we get to talking about jews we were talking about runescape

>>1857462
Did anyone else really not wince at "sex toy culture"?

>>1858998
it's 4chan so no

>>1858998
>wincing at sex toy culture

Clearly you cannot appreciate the beauty of our ways, get out.

>>1858998
Kek

>>1859070
it's not funny m8

>>1857462
Use crypto to fund your sex toy shop. Imagine a crypto currency based sex shop

>>1859135
when open bazaar 2 comes out that will be huge. super discreet

>>1859202
OB2 won't be out until june

>>1859225
That's only 3 month lol. Plus the beta is out and OP could post on OB1 to see how it goes

>>1859274
That's true but version 1 isn't really usable atm. Plus all the ether kids are butthurt they aren't accepting it

>>1857470
Why bother with selling it to other people? Sell it right back to the people giving it to you for free!

>>1857755
no of course not, the toys come in individual unmarked boxes shaped like two giant spheres and a cylinder

>>1857473
If you make your own, it better fucking be body safe and nontoxic

I wonder how many shampoo/hairspray bottles are shaped and ribbed like dicks just to entice women that are too cowardly to buy dildos.

>>1858959
>powered by shopify
>free but shipping is more than what Aliexpress charges
They sure know how to jew feminism for all its worth

I wish I could jew liberals and feminists like that

>>1859554
>implying feminists buy sextoys
>implying they even acknowledge sex is a thing

>>1858959
Aren't those cheapo sex toys full of carcinogens and other nasty stuff due to the chinesium they use to make it?