/biz/, how do I make money sitting at home in front of my computer

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>>1853150
Alright, get this

For about 5$ you can get some grade-A chapstick, and about 200$ you can get a ticket to Vegas (coach)

Once in vegas, go to the strip, apply the chapstick, and start sucking cocks.

Now don't scoff, it's a profession, the oldest one in fact

You'll have to outcompete the locals, so you may have to offer cut-rate prices (about 2$ a blowjob, and it usually entails a bit of beating)

Assuming it takes you about 5 minutes to make a John climax, that's about 90 cocks you can suck a day, or about 180 dollars under-the-table (booya!)

So, using this strategy, you will net 25k in approximately 139 days. But wait, you need to get chapstick every once in a while, about a week or so, so it'll be approximately 140 days.

That gives you nearly 7 months of free-time with your money

Take a trip to the bahamas, because you've earned it (don't worry if you do some work while you play! ;])

>>1853171
A few problems with that:

1. I can't do it in front of my computer

2. Prostitution is illegal

3. The risk of contracting an STD is too high

4. It's hard, humiliating work.

5. My appearance is not conducive to making good money for this type of work

>inb4 reddit spacing

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>>1853171

>>1853150
Day trading gives you 30k / year minimum salary guaranteed

play pokereum and make money..oh wait its vaporware i guess you're screwed

>>1853171
Haven't seen that pic in a goodwhile.

>>1853254
top fucking lel dude

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>>1853193
w-wait, are you really...

>>1853279

What the fuck? Need more info about this picture.

>>1853150
Investing

You are literally creating money out of thin air

Wait for an ETH dip and buy in, hold for a while, then sell. I made 64% returns today by cashing out