Baby I need money, but I can't rely on your bitcoin.
Baby I need cash, but I'd rather marry Kickstarter and cuck him with Patreon.
I can't rely on your cryptocurrency.
If I can't see a clear future,
If it's under a maybe then it's not worth betting.
So show me and promise me on how to secure my future in the billions.
C'mon /biz/. Cryptocurrency aren't reliable.
They're just your hot biker girlfriend,
Who drops you off her motorcycle and never looks back.
It's playing casino with your mind and you it's not healthy for you.
Just go to a programming university.
Just go be a beehive keeper, better than a drug dealer.
Just sell lemonade, and stop betting on adderall.
Just focus on flourishing your business and stop betting on the bitcoins,
They're too cryptic to be handled.
+1
>*lights a green candle*
Epic meme, bro.