Why am I not getting any call backs when I attempt to be a wagecuck?

made me kek, well done

>>1841148
Hahaha lol. That's probably your real resume.

>>1841191

That kekking isn't getting me a job.

>>1841197

It is. I have sent it to potential employers.

>>1841222
>Address: No

howling, you didn't send that to anyone really though, right?

>>1841225

I did. To defend my contact information though, I have to put it into the online form they always make you fill out. Plus, if they only look at my resume I hate when they have my information and sell it. Fuck that.

>>1841231
Can I use this resume but change my name?

>>1841254

If you want to change your name that is up to you.

>Comic Sans
I wouldn't call you back either.

>Reverse Psychology Suicide Prevention
gets me every time

>>1841148
holy shit lol, this cant be real xD

>>1841275
absolute brilliance

>>1841148
>Reverse Psychology Suicide Prevention

Kek, I lost it at this part

>>1841374

I think Comic Sans gets a bad rap and I just want to use it because, well, I think it's a bit left out.

>>1841148
Applying to the knights Templar, Anders?

I kekd