>be an analyst >have a 1-to-1 meeting with a senior vice

What kind of gift did you go with?

Are you gonna talk about private stuff first or straight to business?

>>1835561
???

>>1835566
the thing is... I dont know! His secretary told me he wants to know me, know my role, etc.
He is doing 1:1 with everybody since he got in office. But I'm just an analyst who is fresh out uni in a 3rd world country and he is in fuckign dubai. I'm just scared

>>1835571
You didn't pick out a gift yet? It shouldn't be extravagant, but you don't want to be rude. A nice bottle of aftershave is usually sufficient. Put a bow on it to be on the safe side.

>>1835574
it´s a skype meeting. lel

>>1835575
That's a shame. I was going to change my IP and try to trick you into showing up to his office with a fruit basket and a bottle of wine. Well, good luck with your meeting.

>>1835572
Its probably nothing OP. Your vice president is just doing it to tick some HR boxes.

did i accidentally stumble into the indian chan!?!

>>1835584
do I sound like an indian?

>>1835587

yes

>>1835588
why

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>>1835589

because they are all the same ... all the asking you do right now only makes me more confident that you are a fucking pajeet

>>1835602
P
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>>1835574
> Tell your boss he smells like shit with an industrial size barrel of aftershave.
I kek'd. Nice advice.

>>1835602
I ain't indian.
I live in a shithole in south america.

>>1835729
I
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>>1836603
What shithole?