Hey /biz/ what's a good way to kill myself to make it look

>>1834319

1. find a human on this planet that looks EXACTLY like you
2. change name, skin color, haircut, clothing, residence, your birthcertificate literally EVERYTHING that is (you)
3. kidnap person from step 1
4. knock em out, dress them with your clothes, put your old wallet with all your personal stuff in it, dont need it anyways now
5. drive to a ghetto in detroit, shoot him in the head, kick him out of the vehicle on the open street at night
6. wait knowing you can never go back

>>1834319
there is a serb posting on the board, I hear their past time activity is killing pussies, maybe he'll give you a discount.

>>1834328
This sounds like something from a movie. Arent they gonna check the DNA or finger print to identify me. How do I make the money transaction to me without being suspicious. This seems like something have already been done, easy to be get busted. I want something original that have never been suggest before

>>1834352
replace step one with: clone yourself
skip step 3

>kill myself
>so I can get the insurance money
I'm not sure you understand how death works.

>>1834319
A lot of insurance plans do cover suicide, there is just a waiting period.

>>1834363
Knowing myself, the clone would kill me before I get to him.

>>1834394
clone yourself twice
plot with clone 1 to kill clone 2

>>1834319
just write a mail to your insurance company saying that you unfortunately killed yourself and would like the money on some account. should work fine