>fast paced environment >requires bending lifting things

>equal opportunity employer
>competitive wage

>>1834084
> <insert basic labor job literally anyone can do here>
>requires 10 years experience
>requires 4 year degree

>10 years experience required in niche field
>another 5 years experience required in a niche field of the original niche field
>60k/year

>Spanish speakers strongly encouraged to apply
>mandarin speakers preferred

>Requires excellent knowledge of Microsoft Access

>>1834084
>equal opportunity employer
>minorities encourged to apply
>AKA if your white you aint getting hired

>>1834061
>>Looking for those with high energy level
>>Superior customer service
>>Fast learner
>>Go above and beyond
>>Competitive wages and growth opport.
>>Pays minimum wage

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>employee parking lot is full of barely running shit boxes
>front office parking lot is full of brand new Lexus Hybrids

>we care about you as an employee and will be checking up on you often
>never seen again until fired/quit

>HR lady takes off 2 weeks to travel to Paris
>you get fired for being 5 minutes late

>that's not my job I have to do this
>that's not your job either now you're fired

>front office gets a 10% raise, equating to a $7K increase in salary
>I get a 10% raise, equating to an extra $0.15 a hour, or $312 a year.
>fair and equal raises

>The Supervisor is here to make sure you're doing your job
>The Supervisor is actually your slave master

These are the type of manufacturing jobs Trump wants to bring back.

>>1834061

>a self starter
>can take charge and lead
>team driven work environment

>drug-free work environment

>10 years experience with 5 year old product

>>1834222
I know what you mean, Back in the early 2000's i used to work in a few factories. They were all the same. Your just a number to them.

That being said i wish i could find a slave job right now so i could buy more eth because i know it's going to the moon for sure. If i can just invest enough now i might not have to wage slave ever again.

>>1834222
>Can't show up on time
>wants 7k raise and 2 weeks vacation

Dude.

>>1834222
You need to get in a union shop

>shop floor guys made $21/hr with no education
>excellent benefits
>all the OT they wanted
>union covered their asses if they screwed up

Meanwhile I made $16/hr as a temp with a college degree working in the lab.

Ok. Now lets break some of these terms down and translate what they really mean.

>fast paced environment
get ready to work like an alabama nigger in july
>team environment
you will have to take the blame for others shortcomings.
>dynamic environment
we are going to throw various tasks at you randomly and get mad when you cannot do them all the way we want.
>internship
literal slavery
>equal opportunity employer
fuck off if your white
>requires absurd amount of years of experience
we know the economy is shit and we can hire people and fire them all day long.
>spanish speakers strongly encouraged to apply
fuck off if your white
>minorites encouraged to apply
fuck off if your white
>looking for those with high energy level
get ready to work like a slave.
>fast learner
we will fire you if you make mistakes because workers are a dime a dozen now days
>go above and beyond
we are already working you like a slave but we will never be satisfied and always want you to work harder to amuse us.
>competitive wage
it's wage. it's shit pay..
>self starter
we expect results without giving proper instruction.

>>1834061
>performance reviews
>have nothing to do with your actual performance but are there to pigeon hole you into a 0.5% raise

>working for somebody else in general, enriching ((( them )))