My mom is making me get a job again. The last time I've

Try r9k

>>1822536
lie on your resume and try to get some friend to fake a reference for you

>>1822587
I don't have any friends

Should I lie about working at some now closed place maybe?

>>1822536
just say you traveled or visited a distant relative for a bit. employers get weird asking personal family questions and shit sometimes, at least when i had minimum wage jobs a while ago.

>>1822536
Learn a fucking trade and stop being a minimum wage cuck, you're literally wasting your best days of your life in behalf of your bosses profit while you're stuck all day flipping shit for peanuts.

The easiest and best paid trade you cold lean is ac maintenance for home, you go up top the roof, open the unit, smoke 2 cigarettes, browse 4 Chan for 3 minutes while pretending to do something inside the unit, spray some shit in it to clean it up, close the unit bam 120 bucks easy mode

>>1822609
I'll work on learning a trade or something but in the meantime I need to get started minimum wagecucking

>>1822536
>>1822609
I was also just gonna type this OP. it isn't very fucking difficult to make more than minimum.

so fucking apply yourself so you dont make dick fuck an hour

>>1822622
But anon I need to make "dick fuck" an hour before I can make more.

I will buy new clothes, maybe try some online venture and other stuff with the money. It will also help me with self-developmsnt to stop being an autistic neet

>>1822634
yeah i understand how that works.

but why were you working minimum, stop working, then go back to minimum? shouldn't you have been trying to make more than minimum before?

>>1822609
yeah except when the thing u need to repair is serious and u risk falling off a roof

working is just fucking bullshit, meanwhile tehres people making money online, thats why i refuse to work, i cant stand the fact that some people making on the comfort of their fucking bedroom

>>1822641
I became a neet who just jacked off and played games all day.

It was a mistake.

r9k

http://www.businessinsider.com/this-company-will-sell-you-fake-credentials-to-get-a-real-job-2015-6

>>1822592
Or some place out of state.