So one day I suddenly developed illusions of grandeur and saw

>>1818267
No, you must fail so I may succeed.

>>1818267
you can begin at r9k

>>1818272
I said I was a college drop out, not a dweeb

>illusions of grandeur

I could tell you were a college dropout before i read any further than that.

>>1818267
You're in over your head kiddo. It takes many years of experience and a lot of money t9 be a successful trader. Good news is that you can trade with fake money until you get the hang of it.

>>1818267
>Anyone have any advice on where to begin?
start with 5lb dumbbell and build it up gradually.

>>1818277
Congrats. That means nothing to me. Fuck off.

>>1818284
I don't buy it. Everyone starts somewhere and I know this is 4chan but someone has to have some sound advice besides "trade with fake money"

Get the fuck outta my face with that shit.

>>1818294
well dude trading and casinos have something in common: they are not zero sum games, there is a house edge. making anyone playing the game a sucker. no matter how good you think you are or dream about how good you can be. the house wins. you lose. end of story.

>>1818284
Those simulated trading apps are useless lmao. Bad advice.

>>1818289
u will never mean anything in this world faggot

>>1818289
It's "delusions of grandeur" read a book

>>1818267
Why stocks? Crypto is so much easier to make money, the barrier of entry is way lower and you're not competing with huge banks and hedgefunds.

>>1818267
Get a job until you save up at least 20 Grand that you wouldn't be fucked if you lost.

>>1818310
Who do you imagine is the house in stock trading? I'm curious.

>>1818359
Nice projection bro, are you echoing your father's words?

>>1818417
Crypto?

>>1818310
The brokers taking commissions are the house. Like how the house rakes a poker pot. Even if you buy and sell at the same price, you'll lose due to commissions.

>>1818288
Underrated post.

>>1818438
Cryptocurrency

>>1818425
brokerages / exchanges are the only one that is sure to make money on trading.

>>1818413
You forget that OP dropped out of college with only $1,000 to his name yet will undoubtedly become a millionaire buying stocks despite his lack of education, experience, and basic knowledge of the field of finance! Don't be so silly!