>$2 bill has the best reverse design of any currency >rarely

>>1817527
I know. It's funny how dumb people are.

I heard this one lady make a joke once about some gay guy, She said "He's as queer as a two dollar bill" And i was like "You do realize the $2 bill is real right?" She just laughed at me like i was retarded.

>>1817527

It's cool, but it is a useless currency.

I think a 500 dollar bill would be nice.

>>1817599
how is it useless exactly? i think its way better than the $1 bill

>>1817593
>She just laughed at me like i was retarded.

but that's the joke anon, in the end, you ARE a retard, regardless of the whimsy of any one situation

>be young rich hustler
>always have wads of 100's
>they mark with pen and use little machine to authenticate

Bag my munchies up wage cuck

>>1817527
because it makes one dollar useless

>>1817527
>1817527
and actually its used a lot in upstate ny

>>1817602

Because it doesn't really save you anything.

The 5 replaces 5 ones. The 20 replaces 20 ones.

The 2 only replaces 1 extra bill.

>>1817675

i've heard the 2 is closely associated with strip clubs.

The club gives people 2's so they will spend more money, than if they had 1's

>Having note denominations lower than 5USD
Silly Americans

>>1817527
>once a decade
I have like 30 of them I've sent my nephews last year.

>>1817625
>implying your customers always give you real bills.

The wage cuck has to check it because your clientel are dumb.

>>1817881
Wrong.

The 5 replaces 5 ones.
The 10 replaces 2 fives.
The 20 replaces 2 tens.

So why can't the 2 be used to replace 2 ones?

>>1818023
Because the 5 can't replace 2 and a half 2$.

Dumbass.

>>1818025
No, but it can replace 2 twos and a one.

3 < 5, but I don't expect a braindead faggot like yourself to know that.

>>1817599
Anyone who could legally make use of a USD$500 bill doesn't use cash, they use card.

Everyone who could illegally make use of a USD$500 bill wouldn't use it because it's easier to launder cash money when it's smaller bills.

You're stupid.

>>1817593

It's a real figure of speech as well anon...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queer%20as%20a%20two%20dollar%20bill