>When taxes keep you from investing in bitcoin and you're

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>When taxes keep you from investing in bitcoin and you're stuck wagecucking forever despite being having the mental capacity of going to college again and changing your profession for the better.
It's times like these when I wish there was such a thing as meritocracy.

>My uncle says he'll help me with paying my taxes
>He keeps promising for 4 months and keeps up making excuses that he can't save money.
>He's living with someone else and wasting 3k dollars per month. This guy spends every last cent in his wallet and is in denial over it. He is that dumb and unconscious.
>Slowly my tax is raising up and I will get an eviction notice, especially at the end of the month, by next month if I didn't pay up a large sum then I'll be forced into selling the apartment
>tfw no such thing as free water and free energy in an apartment.

What options do I have, /biz/?
aside from the rare patronizing gest from 4chan. It is nice, but I cannot rely on this even in my lowest moment.