>put life savings in stock >commit crime that gets you

lol you gotta be joking

>>1805788
Why make it blue chip stock and 20 years in prison?

stocks don't grow that quickly to begin with unless you're insanely lucky o.o

>>1805788
>put life savings in stock
>don't commit crime or go to jail
>live with parents for 2-5 years
>sell your stock which grew to trillions of course

my plans better cause u get more money

>>1805915
>live with parents
>have money
>girls still find you unattractive

>>1805788
people often come out of jail/prison with a bill.

>>1805788
I believe the government requires that you liquidate all securities investments or sign them over to an executor to manage it before going to jail. Most of the time this executor is going to fuck up and cash the shit out.

>>1806014
>I believe the government requires that you liquidate all securities investments


Under what grounds can they do that?

I don't believe it for a second.

>>1805918
If you're under 25, you can find a girl who doesn't care if you live at home.

>>1805918
you move out once you get the trillions dog. how hard is it?

>be in prison
>have money
>girls still find you unattractive

are you for serious though tbqh famb? baka

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>>1806033
>bring girl home
>mom is shitting in a bedpan in the living room
>go to bedroom in back, walking over dogs and trash
>"s-so, how do you like the place? I'm saving lots of money!"

>>1805788
Wew, if it ain't brown flush it down ese

>>1805788
>put life savings in stock
>commit crime that gets you 2 - 5 years
>get ass raped for free for 5 years, come out sell your stock for millions
>get robbed by the same guys that ass raped you in the joint
I know why I'm not doing this

>>1805788
have you seen the fines they slap felons with? They make sure you don't have anything left before you go to prison.

>>1806033
or you can not be a gooood goyim and just ignore women

>>1805915
>missing out on raping all those prags

>>1805915
Yeah, but you don't get to have daily shower sex for 5 years

>>1805788
Because you can live almost for free just by moving to a super cheap country.

Americans do not understand this.