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>file taxes >don't report all income >get larger

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>file taxes
>don't report all income
>get larger return

Literally free money.
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>Be government employee
>Much of pay is tax exempt
>Pay for private sector stuff is tax exempt while overseas
>.gov pays for food and housing
>virtually all of my pay straight to the bank

Fraud is cute though.
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>>1776546
what?

You'd get a smaller refund.
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You're all under arrest.
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>>1776555

>implying all income has tax withheld.
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>>1776546

hi IRS!
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>>1776546
Haha, well done OP.

I do this also. Would other anons please share their stories? I'm VERY interested.
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>>1776843
I'm genuinly interested in how people commit tax fraud. Just so I can have a conversation with people about this subject and not be autistic for once and be quiet during the whole time.
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>>1776557
>implying Mithril pays taxes
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>report all of my income
>still don't owe any more tax because poorfag
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>>1777793
>I'm genuinly interested in how people commit tax fraud.

> Offshores
> Bitcoin

Easy boyo
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I amve a business and i put my business income as $300 a month and i don't have to pay a penny in taxes.
t. Brazilian.
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I checked that I had health insurance even though I didn't. They still sent me my monies. 3rd year in a row.
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>>1779629
Eggsplain bettar.
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>>1776546

Post a new thread when the IRS comes to fuck you.
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>>1779789
You have to pay a fine for being poor in the US
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>>1779629
A former co-worker that does taxes for H&R Block says they can't enforce that shit. Treat it like the online purchase box; click that box with a straight face.
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>>1779843
Hell yeah, thanks Obama.
I got whacked with the fee last year but finally had health insurance this year.
No free healthcare, just more taxes and fees for those too poor to afford their bills AND insurance.
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>>1780880
I have also heard that currently the only way they have to take that money from you is from your return.
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>>1779629

>people under 26 without decent parents get fucked
>can't leverage "You don't have to pay for my health care, boss" for super entry-level jobs mostly for industry experience before hopping to something nice anymore

Yet, the young crowd keep voting Democrat.
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>>1776546
>Siphon gas from neighbours car when they're asleep
>Drive for free

>Steal tp from public washrooms
>Free poos
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>>1777793
cash tip industries commit tax fraud because nobody reports the actual amount they made that day
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>>1776546
nice try ATF wait this isnt /k/
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>>1776551
>government slave
>couldn't leave even if you wanted to
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>>1776546
>How to get audited in three easy steps: the thread
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>hire jews to do taxes
>never pay taxes or get audited even though make almost six figures
>pay them 800 good goy bucks per year to keep larger fed jews off my back

literally don't even know what they do lol
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>>1776546
the best part is they dont give a shit unless you have huge assets. they know self employed people get away with that all of the time.
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>>1783275
I wish this was true
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>>1783275
they just tell the fed jews you're a good goy who dindu nuffin

as a jew, to not trust another jew's word is absolutely haram
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>>1776546
>not starting a company and buying stuff as expenses
Kek
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>>1783782
reminds of that scene from "The Accountant."
If you have your own business you can write off almost anything as a business expense
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>>1783275
>paying a jew to avoid getting jewed
sounds like a jew prisoner's dilemma
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>>1783017
>Could quit job and fly out to anywhere in the world, and live there.
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>>1777793
Get a good accountant fucktard and get paid in cash a lot if you have a business.

My family cleared ~350K last year and paid about 20K in taxes.
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>>1783782
>>1783897
>le write off meme

Expenses still cost money anon. You just don't have to pay taxes on the cost of the expense.
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>>1779843
Aghh hahaha hahahahahaha

yeah
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>>1776546
May as well start slinging dope u fucking idiot. Stop fucking my country
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>>1779843
Fuck obama
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>>1785133
Do you pay for internet service? Cell phone service? Cell phones? It's about writing off purchases you would otherwise make anyway.
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>>1785158
You still have to pay for them though.


If a cell phone is $500 and you bought it normally you'd have to pay $500 plus sales tax

If you bought it through your business and wrote it as an expense your business still has to pay $500 they just dont pay additional tax

So it's not like you're getting free shit but it is a nice way to save money
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>>1783275
Throw your return ina trash and pocket the 800.

>jews
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>>1780945
>Siphon gas from neighbor's car when they're asleep
Jesus christ lol

>steal tp from bathrooms
Figured this one out in college.
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