>"Anon, welcome aboard. I'll start by introducing

You people and your fucking roleplay threads...

>Of course! I'm also volunteering - I'm interactively teaching disenfranchised children with learning disabilities and social disorders about basic economic concepts.

Like the concept that you can dress every-fucking-thing up to sound like you're doing the world a favour. As I just did with "shitposting on /biz/".

>>1770829

I run a website. Charity is something you do to feel good about yourself otherwise you would not feel the need to rub it into people's faces. I am glad if it helps you but I already feel good about myself, thank you.

I outsource my work to pajeets in my spare time.

>>1770829
>Hello I am anon, in my spare time I give business and investment advice to neglected teenagers suffering from autism, in order to help them build up their economical existence. I am also active in philosophical and political discussion groups that count numerous international members from various professions.

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i lick assholes

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Daily reminder if you don't know how to bullshit your way through any scenario like OP suggested you may as well end it now

>Well I am a Maryland University Scholar and in my spare time I am the CEO of my real estate investment company.

>>1770829

Masturbation mostly. Sometimes I crank up the PS4 and self medicate with marijuana.

>>1770829
>"In addition to excelling at work and doing 18 hour shifts 8 days a week, after which i donate 50% of my post-tax wages to a charity that supports orphaned puppies with AIDS, I enjoy composing symphonies and performing them solo at charity galas around the world. In my spare time i'm an astronaut. Check-fucking-mate and go choke on your disingenuous smirks, you bucket of cunts"

>>1770829
>Well, I've worked for 4chan since 1999 as a Senior Quality Assurance Analyst and have also worked in operations around the globe.

>>1772143
>maryland university
Which one, dude?

>>1772181
Congratulations, you're hired.

>>1770829
I pick up and put down formed metal several times a week, then go home and play video games.

>>1770829
>Well I have worked for five star senior living as a Direct Care Executive, in my spare time I care for my grand father, and I spend time as the CEO of my company.

>>1770829
>i spend my spare time making suicide bomb vests for infidel board meetings
>allah u ackbar you cunts

>>1771456
i think i would just look at them like pitiful retards.
charity? the fuck is that? i'm a capitalist i don't believe in free anything.

>>1770940
> I am also active in random discussions regarding people of sexual minorities. Sometimes I masturbate at the same time.

>>1772231
edgy

>>1770829
I volunteer teaching English to new immigrants to our great country.

>>1770845
I just put that on my resume, no joke.

I'm a 4chan janitor. I work without compensation. I can get fired on a whim of my boss. I got the job by writing a pathetic application desperately trying to win favor with the egomanics who control the site.

>>1771456
This

When I'm asked that question I say I enjoy fly-fishing, hiking, and cooking. I also teach a seminar at the local prestigious university one night a week on the topic of European history. It keeps me on my toes.

>>1772675
Also I contribute my time to a local publication in a production role. I am a well rounded individual with several obligations outside of work.

>>1770845
What do you mean by this

>>1770829
>as you can see I'm Mexican
>technically I suppose I am a rapist
>but aren't we all heh. Sup Wendy
>I spent a lot of my spare time fundraising for Trump he does some great points and I run a side fence building company

>>1770940
top kek