Hello m'am, how are you today? I love your scarf, where did you get it? My wife and I have our 10th anniversary coming up with my wife and me and my 3 kids want to get her a surprise gift from all of us.
By the way, we haven't been properly introduced. My name is Alex Jackson and I have a job interview for 2pm with Mr Whitman.
>>1762863
you can try /tg/ or /qst/ if you want to do role playing games mr. jackson.
>>1762863
Get the fuck out of my office black man
>>1762868
Right, I'm going to get Al Sharpton in here y this afternoon, cracker, you better get ready to have you ass whooped, I'm calling all my niggers to come down and beat your white ass, peckerwood!
>>1762863
yo wut up, dawg. i'm sorry, but we've already filled all of our token black quota positions. the only positions we have left would require you to demonstrate your productivity. are you still interested?
>>1762863
>My wife and I have our 10th anniversary coming up with my wife
>>1762863
>my 3 kids
I think you meant my wife's 3 kids.
>>1762863
blacky talking to a white lady would be tackled by the security in the half of first sentence.
>>1762863
*puts ski mask on*
*pulls out 9mm pistol*
Just playing this a robbery! Everyone on tha fucking ground!
Did i mention my wife is a beautiful white norwegian goddess and all 3 of our kids are beautiful mixed viking zulu warriors? It's a shame their white grandfather wants nothing to do with them or my wife, He could teach them alot about their esteemed heritage
>>1762863
Is that you Ainsley?