I need 5 cents, literally 5 cents to buy my medication. Through

>>1750974
Go into gas stations and liqour stores. By the cash register they will usually have a 'give a penny, take a penny' tray where people dump unwanted change.

Just grab that shit, it's technically not even their money, it's communal.

Recycle bottles

>>1750983
>stealing
>>1750985
>bottles that I don't have


Alright, any else?

>>1751011
You could just ask for money.

I knew this hippy couple in college, would take their shitty Honda Civic, go to gas stations with their fucking kerchef wearing dog and stop at every gas station along the yuppiest part of the beltway asking people about money to afford the trip to California for a funeral. They would rack in like 150-200 a day and business people using their company cards to fill their gas tank. "It's not begging, I'm just asking people for money and we'll have to go to California for a funeral eventually anyways, bro, haha'

You don't need to do all that. Just go to a bus place downtown or at an off-ramp, fly a sign saying 'Need a nickle for medicine plz halp'

>>1751011
Go to a highly populated area and beg for money, when people ask you what for, tell them you have cancer and you literally don't even have 5 cents to afford your medication

>>1750974
I can send you the 5 cents but i need 2 cents first for transaction fee, so you send me the 2 cents then i send you the 7

>>1751062
>not a 2.50 transaction fee
>not adding 5% interest

>being so poor you need help to get 5 cents.

>>1751035
>wanting to act like a dumbass begged for 5 cents and hav my rep tarnished

>>1751062
Fuck it dude, just gonna rob this gas station for whatever loose change they have, wish me luck

>>1751077
Then start to fucking go fundme campaign for 5 cents then

>>1750974
The fuck?

I can give you 5 cents, just tell me how to send it

>>1751085
what if this guy goes around the internet posting this exact thread, and ppl give him 5 cents cause theyrer like 'well why not? only 5 cents" and he slowly gets RICH

>>1751109
Fair point, although I think that would be tedious and not worth it.

>>1751115
if he were to do it with a dollar he could get rich 20x as fast

>>1750974
Look under your couch cushions

>>1751127
We'll I found 5 cents by going into Taco Bell and taking change out of their cups. Got my meds and feel better.

For shits and gigs and I just checked underneath all my dirty clothes and found a dime. Lol

>>1751011
it's not stealing, it's literally there for anyone but the employees to take

>>1751163
Yes, it's stealing but it's not like they're gonna arrest you.

>>1751163
Btw, I found like 80 cents just walking around the floor of the CVS.

>>1751135
Thief, you should be ashamed

>>1751710
Ok....

>/biz/ today

>>1751135
It is stealing since its for customers, but if it was legitimately for meds and this isnt shitposting (which it probably is), its not morally wrong.

>>1751135
>Got my meds and feel better.
>Different ID

>>1751706
OP's ID responding

Shitposting confirmed. You fucked up

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any gas station
most business owners don't even give a shit when kids take pennies without buying anything

>>1752300
OP confesses

Help I accidentally bought 20k shares of ptn and I don't have day trades left