So my brother works at a retail store and he got a bunch of candy

>>1734890
i just woke up from a dream where i was eating cookies and i have the biggest sweet tooth right now. toss me one of those snickers dude

>>1734897
It's mostly m&ms though, almost 400 bags of it.

put it all in a big sack. go and knock on a random door at 3AM and when they ask who it is, say menacingly:

"the CANDYMAN"

>>1734899
go to a liquor store and sell them to the owner... duh.

>>1734920
>Hey, Pajeet, bro what's good?!, hey ahuhh, so I got this candy from my cousin's friend's mom's work, you want to buy it from me? I'll take, like, that bottle of Old Crow and a couple Nattys.

1. Eat all the candy and get really fat (fatter than you already are)
2. Chronicle your weight-loss journey on Youtube
3. Sell your fitness plan
4. Profit

>>1734890
Find a fat camp and sell it to the desperate porkers for $1 bag.

>>1734900

haha holy shit

>>1734900
my fucking sides

send me some senpai. what u got? ill pay 1/4th what they sell for in stores