I have been working off the books in China for the past two years,

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2017-01-13 02:32:38 Post No.
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:32:38 Post No. [Report]

I have been working off the books in China for the past two years, and I have roughly $100K in RMB saved up in classic "mattress bank" style.

I want to bring it back home, but I want to avoid paying taxes on it. It's illegal to travel with more than €10,000 in cash for exactly this reason. I also want to pay off a relative's mortgage, so I need a way to make it appear to have been taxed.

The RMB's going up, so I suppose the sensible thing would be to sit on it for another year, but I have specific plans for this money, so I won't be waiting that long.

Any ideas? I'll probably pick up a few eye wateringly expensive watches and antiques in Hong Kong just to spread out my risks a bit, but I mainly want to stay liquid.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:42:12 Post No.1728781
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:42:12 Post No.1728781 [Report]

Bit coin fucking retard

Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:43:01 Post No.1728785
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:43:01 Post No.1728785 [Report]

>>1728781
I'm considering putting in a thousand or two just as an experiment, but that doesn't solve the mortgage question.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:18:40 Post No.1730096
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:18:40 Post No.1730096 [Report]

Bump, I thought /biz/ consisted entirely of digital nomads and people who sell weed, i.e. experts on benign money laundering

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:21:29 Post No.1730103
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:21:29 Post No.1730103 [Report]

>>1728755
>I also want to pay off a relative's mortgage, so I need a way to make it appear to have been taxed.

>a way to make it appear to have been taxed
not gonna happen.

Sadly, >>1728781 is probably your most likely bet

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:26:25 Post No.1730109
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:26:25 Post No.1730109 [Report]

>>1730096
You already got your answer, literally just bitcoin

Anonymous 2017-01-13 08:05:21 Post No.1730319
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 08:05:21 Post No.1730319 [Report]

>>1728755
If Bitcoin is too risky (it is comparatively very high right now, and not very stable.) check out Tether. It's very stable.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 08:06:34 Post No.1730320
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 08:06:34 Post No.1730320 [Report]

>>1730103
>not gonna happen.
Money. Laundering. Laundered money does not drop out of the sky. Someone launders it, and does not wait for it to happen.

I'm willing to lose about 10%, which is inevitable given the tricks money-changers pull; how do I lose it in such a way that I'm left with clean money?

Anonymous 2017-01-13 08:10:03 Post No.1730327
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 08:10:03 Post No.1730327 [Report]

>>1730096
Nope, we all all legitimate business professionals (at least I am).

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