I live in Venezuela and everything is a shit. i had some questions.

move to brazil

also, buy bitcoin

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>>1726639
Buy knee pads.

>>1726639
"A country almost always tends to get the government that it deserves -Noam Chomsky

I found this to always be true. I don't know your country very well so you'll have to apply that truism to your own understanding of your country.

>>1726642
I don't speek portuguese, my native is spanish and my english is very good if you ask me

>>1726645
People change their mind about the president, everybody want to murder that guy but anybody had the balls to do it.

>>1726647
Tu ingles es muy malo amigo, esta lleno de errores.
Flee to Chile and start looking into working at McDonalds

>>1726655
Why Chile? I hear some good things.

>>1726639
Venezuela was the top 5 riches country in the world in the 50s and 60s because of oil, there is no reason not to make it again.

>>1726668
What if all the oil go to people that waste their money in private jets, fancy restaurants and playing Golf with donald trump?

>>1726639
What you faggots need is a revolution.

>>1726680
Yes, is easy to say

>>1726665
Most developed country in South America, they're basically Latin America's Germany

>>1726685
You live there? Tell me everything about you country

>>1726683
Escape to Colombia before the revolution begins and the ensuing hoards of refugees go there. There, in Bogota or Medellin, you can start anew.

>>1726688
Colombia, Chile, Canada, Spain, Mexico and the United States are my options.

>>1726678
>>1726668
This. If you know anything about oil industry is that it's value is squandered by self-sabotaging overproduction and then a mis-allocation of any profit.

Same with Texas, Iraq, Saudi Araba, ect. It's almost always a waste that should make everyone wealthy it just goes to a handful and the rest is basically wasted in long-term opportunity lost.

>>1726693
>and the United States
wtf lol why arent you packing right now?

>>1726687
I've just heard its good for Venezuelans to flee there. I live in burgerland

>>1726696
Because it's expensive and i can flee there and say "hey i'm fucking especial give a house and a jod"

In real life, i need.
Somebody there, some friends with jods for me (i'm on it)
Some place to stay, a house, a apartament, anything.
A fucking "Visa", here is the problem, i can be a United States Citizen that easy, they know the situation, so get a "Visa" is not that easy. Unless i marry in Florida with some fst-ass (not a bad idea)

>>1726706
I mean "can't" btw

>>1726706
The greencard must be easy to obtain

Well lets see
Your cash is worthless
YOu can't bu common consumer goods
Oil is near worthless, which is your main export
And you're run by Socialists who can't into economy.

I'd recommend leaving your shithole of a country. Try the USA before teh wall gets built.

>>1726685
>Most developed country in South America
Still behind most eastern european states with sky high inequality.Having some SA shithole as an exit plan is retarded

>>1726693

Spain is not worth anymore, trust me, consider Canada, Chile or Uruguay. You won't regret it.

>>1726685
muh prussian war training

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Let's be real here, Venezuela is one of the most corrupt countries in the world, so it's likely never going forward, specially since your speciality is Oil and Oil is going to suffer on the next few years/decades?

Don't move to other oil depending countries, most of them are extremely corrupt or plain shitholes. You should look into moving to a Brazillian metropolis Sao Paulo/Rio.

I don't know how easy it is to immigrate there, but there's definitely opportunity if you know what you're doing: i.e: Save for real estate, stocks.
If you're older than, say, 35, just settle there, you won't have many opportunities anywhere.

>>1726926
My ex-girlfriend is there and she make 40€ for a year in a model academy (she also travel a lot and just take some photos) also she work in a pharmacy and make some money, she also say the unemployment is a real problem in Spain

>>1726693
Do you have a wife or kids?

More importantly, can you find a wife or kids? Because in Canada we're pretty hard to get into (unless you're rich enough to just buy citizenship), and we generally don't take single males, but if you apply for refugee status with a "family" it shouldn't be nearly as hard.

>>1726639
kill yourself

>>1727937
Ian't marry or had kids, i'm a 18 years old kiddo.
It's marry for a
little friendship = big help
Until i find somebody that help me to get into the country, in a future i can contribute to that person in anything she need like a "pay" for what she done for me

>>1727954
>>/r9k/

I'm partially Venezuelan, many family members have come to the US. A few were granted asylum, but when Trump takes office I wouldn't be surprised if they do stop taking as many applicants.

One in particular was a dentist back in Venezuela but similarly couldn't use their degree in the States. They decided reeducation wasn't worth it. At the end of the day, it's probably better to have a mediocre or shit job in a functioning country. Those who stayed are older and have a stronger sense of attachment to the country.

Alternatively you could try to wait it out, as long as you don't keep any money in bolivares. It might be shit, but once oil prices go up again, it could get better, temporarily at least. With mineral wealth as large as Venezuela's I don't think it can be shit forever.

>>1728071
See Cuba, when Fidel has 8 years as a president everyody say "he is going to leave, this thing is going to fail sooner as you think" and he last 51 years and die at 90.
What would you do in Venezuela knowing this?

>>1728040
do you know a sham marriage is against immigration laws? you could get prison time and certainly deported and banned for the country, for life.

here, fuckwit
https://reason.org/files/a87d1550853898a9b306ef458f116079.pdf

read, learn, and cry. i hope you die in your shithole. oh, you want to go to, what was it? canada? australia? yeah right. you won't qualify for the threshold in the immigration system point.

go hang yourself. don't waste time.

>>1728101
I had a friends that do this and he is pretty well as far as i know, he optain the greencard and is not marry anymore and don't have kids either. It sound good to me.

>>1728101
Do you know there is others way to get the green card right?