So long story short my mother got into this horseshit MLM scheme that involved selling some Tang flavored placebos and has lost roughly $1.5k in cash. She quit her job and is trying to bullshit her way on $550 Social Security checks a month.
She has $65k in various CDs that I just learned about and wants to empty them immediately to double down on the Super Fruit Rollups that the MLM wants her to hock.
Is there anyway I can help her manage the money into an account that could offer her slightly higher than average returns on investments
>>1708280
does she believe there is a demand for the product?
i kinda want to buy some super fruit rollups
holy shit where can i buy these tang flavored fruit roll ups? i googled, i seriously cant find them. i will buy some from her
>>1708280
Fuck you OP, why didn't you help your mom make a website so we could order these delicious tang-flavored fruit roll-ups.
You're the reason why she drinks.
Why you holding out on us man? I'll take a crate.
>>1708280
Does she even complementary blowjob with purchase? She could increase referrals. Post pics of your mom right now