If you had god-like artistic abilities (but still worked at the

i have autistic abilities

>>1707979
>slippery eye contact
>sweaty handshake
>mild stutter
>repeats everything he says under his breath
>repeats everything you say under his breath
>curls into fetal position and shrieks when in a crowd or the music's too loud
>compulsively lines things up in rows
>knows everything there is to know about bowling ball finger holes and lectures everyone all about it

>abilities

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In all artforms? I'd record some music, and upload it to soundcloud, youtube, etc. I'd make paintings of all different styles (classical, postmodern, etc.) and sell them on my website. I'd make autistic furry porn for Deviant Art, and set high prices for requests. With each thing that I'd create, I'd shill endlessly on 4chan, reddit, twitter, youtube, etc.
I'd also set up a patreon, and use a female name in order to make bank.

>>>/fit/39899893
>NO, I'M JUST FUCKING UP AMERICA.
You know, back when you fucked up Japan. Wasn't even even your gold. But for Fuck's Sake, you could've went for a gold casing or something. But no, that was reserved on the utterly for the rest of the fucking retards who laid back, and kept the ground they were born on.
>FUCK AMERICA.

find a viable porn niche, patreon that shit.

>>1707994
Is there something like this, but for erotica?

find customers willing to pay you to draw porn. a girl i grew up with has amassed 30K followers on instagram and is constantly drawing anime porn for her customers. she's killing it

if you truly had godlike artistic ability there would be an art you excelled in. like all the masters ever

>me getting ready.jpg
>to get euthanised.
You're president looks like my son +several tens of years of utter disregard for his own health.
>fuck you, you unfit to live fucking retards. Clint Eastwood for President, YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!
>there's your million dollars
:)

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I have dark brown hair, dark brown beard, trouble with the curve, literally touching my bottom, my hair, that is. I am 36 years old now.
>these people

That looks precisely like my son, last time I saw him.
>sauce: "me getting ready to get euthanised". Googled it. I havet't seen him ever since. He was 3 years old, going on 4.
>I do not know who the other man is.
I meant well.
>Fuck you.

>If you had god-like artistic abilities (but still worked at the pace of a human) how would you use your power to make as much money as possible, as fast as possible?
I would do this: T- for the world, T+ for me.
>watch me

"IF"?!
>Really?

>>1707971
Stop smoking your DMT OP... You have shit... you are worth shit.... go whore your skills out to an Ad agency

paint for russian and saudi oil barons

>go to China
>be the designated grammar checker for the country
>all chinese-to-English brochures, subtitles, menus, billboards, and speeches stop being autistic looking
>still only make $3.54 a day, but would make me a millionaire over there

1) Create one or two stunning pieces
2) Become famous
3) Charge insane amounts for online art classes or, better yet, "how to make money in art" classes

Optional step 4
Rent a lambo and make a youtube video about how your art knowledge makes you rich.