ITT: post "pls come back on earth" to make bitcoins

pls comeback on earth

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>>1707165
It's literally dipping right now faggots
>>1707293

>Buy the dip

pls comeback on earth

>>1707165
why didnt you buy when BTC was shilled in 4chan for years and years?

FOMO much?

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>>1707532
>2011
>read blog articles about how cyber criminals use bitcoins to buy/sell drugs, weapons, stolen credit cards and CP on the deep web
>assume its digital monopoly money that would be banned just like India demonitizes their rupee notes
>moot creates /biz/
>see over 9000 shitcoin threads a day
>think nothing of it
>assume they were a cancer like trap threads on /b/
>see news of Mt.Gox hacking
>assume a new coin will take its place next time like facebook replaced myspace
>crypto doesn't even occur to be anymore until 2 weeks ago
>see rise from $800 to over $1000
>try to set up coinbase account
>PayPal verification doesn't work yet
>credit card got frozen because it was flagged for suspicious activity
>locked out for 24 hours because address didn't match the card even though I typed it in exactly as it appeared on statement
>price jumps another $100 overnight

Pls go to another dimension