Guys stop buying stocks, etfs, mutual funds, commodities, cryptos.

>>1692889
Buy bonds and then what? Educate me on what to do when this hypothetical bubble pops.

bonds are about to implode. The 10 year treasury is going to 5% in less than a year.

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>>1692895

Alright. Bud. When the market tanks next year, tons of bond ratings are gonna go down a grade. It wont matter.

Get municipal and government bonds. Also some corporate bonds for companies you will be sure wont fail like L. Brands or some shit.
Just hold them.

You're gonna wanna buy bonds when people try to sell their assets at supreme discounts. People are gonna be retarded and sell 10000 bonds with 5% ytm for 50000 because of fear in the market

>>1692917
Meant 5000

>>1692917
yeah ok but if theres a credit downgrade bond prices are still going to crash along with stocks. are you basically trying to say to buy the dip?

>>1692889
wont happen until near the end of trumps term.

>>1693013
well what am i supposed to invest in during the next 8 years then

>>1693022
buy some pty.

Fuck OP. Gold and silver.

>>1693062
Why do you think commodities are risk free retard

Straddle options for Nasdaq

>>1692889
Not just any debt. Student loan debt.

The universities are pumping out these graduates with absolutely no job at all waiting for them and leaving them with debts that can never be repaid.

Shit is about to burst and soon.

>>1693109
Dont think you quite understand. Why would you invest in student loan debt when the volatility is more insane than stocks or real estate?

I'm telling you assets where you are very very unlikely to take losses on. There are reasons why hedgefund manager DONT own stocks and DO own bonds. Why the FUCK would they tell you to get unto mutual funds and etfs, but not hold any themselves?

Get BONDS.

>>1693140

Wouldn't btc be a hedge against such happening?

>>1693397
Why? ALL commodities and stocks will be sold when the next recession happens. BTC will fall like everything else. The only investment that escapes this are bonds.

If you think you can escape the next 2008 by holding gold or btc, you're seriously out of touch.

invest in canned food and water if you really think a bubble is going to pop.

>>1693455
Idiota, invest in tvix

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>>1693470
>buying etfs when hedgefund managers dont

>>1693463
You're not gonna make money hoarding canned food, but you can make money capitalizing government, municipal and corporate debt.

The ONLY way a bond heavy portfolio will fall is if the government fails.

If that happens, you're fucked who cares about the money.

>>1693485
But what bonds do we buy?

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>>1693497
Government, municipal and some corporate bonds. As far as corporate bonds, i gave one example, I dont want to spoonfeed you. Get shit that was investment grade before the collapse

>>1693560
When's the collapse? I wanted to invest in a long term mutual fund for my future retirement (I'm 21).

When is the best time to buy?

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>>1692889
We all know where to OP belongs

>>1692889
Why the fuck would you buy bonds?

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I'm fucking ready. I have enough knee-pads stored in my closet