Why aren't you am investment banker yet /biz/? >195k

>>1689216
>work at most 30 hrs a week
Nice meme.

>>1689284
He's probably just watched Wolf of Wallstreet or some Hollywood finance movie and thinks it's real life, go easy anon

/biz/ honestly, why aren't you an investment banking 9.5'' thundercock like me? I own properties in places you've never even heard of. Every weekend I get lost in a tsunami of blow and expensive escorts. It's euphoric. And OP is full of shit. I haven't even entered the office for the past 3 months. You get paid just for being the shit.

t. second year Asset Management analyst

>>1689216
Something tells me that you've never worked a day in finance before.

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>>1689216
>t. NEET who fantacizes about being an investment banker

i feel you bro. I used to fantacize as a hot shot CEO of a tech startup. Got hundreds of replies and kept me entertained for atleast a week.

>>1689216
because i have a phd in math. its 300k starting