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Ok I'm in a bit of a shit situation guys and I don't know honestly how to handle this.
In the office we have one toilet, I went to it took a crap and while I finished and wiped my ass I got a phonecall, the call was an emergency I had to send something real quick because they were having a meeting and needed the specific values to close an agreement, so I stormed out went to the PC and searched for the files. After 10 minutes of frantic searching, fearful that I maybe deleted them or forgot to save them from our e-mail correspondence I started sweating and stuttering. The boss that was at the meeting got angry and told me to find it as soon as possible. While searching for the files nervous as I was, I hear the partner of the office yelling and cursing on someone, calling him a sick idiot and that he's going to get fired. I finally manage to find the files, send them to the appointment, call the boss, he visibly pissed says about (fucking) time. Relax and take a cofee with the colleagues asking what the partner was yelling about, who is he going to fire. They tell me, he went to the toillet and saw a big pile of shit in the bowl that someone forgot to flush. How fucked am I`? Can he figure it out, people saw me getting out of the toillet, they're gonna talk, I am not the most popular guy in the office.
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People in an office are not going to talk about shit in the toilet. How fucking autistic can you be that you think this is what people talk about?
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>>1685044
Deny deny deny. Jesus Christ must we solve even the smallest problems for you?
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>>1685044
Calm down and flush from now on.
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>>1685044
just how incompetent are you?
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>>1685060
being this in denial about autism.
>>1685073
just don't care, less emotions the better, if there are no cameras and no one made notice, then you won't get caught, if already no one mentioned you.
If someone asks questions, you can always say you were busy, making the files for the meeting that even if you would very want everyone to see your achievements, you wouldn't be able to do that, just don't drop the spaghetti, be confident and you can tell any lies, just make yourself believe that it wasn't you, it will be easier to lie.
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>>1685044
Start doing this shit on a weekly basis. Prep yourself for it by eating tons of fiber the night before and hold it in for like two+ days. Then let it rip. noflush. your coworkers will get psyched out. If you play it off right you can even villianize the culprit along with them. I'm so stoked about this idea I might start doing this
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>>1685449
You can even spread a rumor that it is a person who you most dislike. If they get fired, you would,have to quit doing it sadly
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>answering a call while taking a shit
cuck
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>>1685044
Just do something much worse that cant be linked back to you - shit in someones desk draw at a time of the day when you have a strong alibi.
Everyone will forget about the toilet incident
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just stop using the toilet and do it in the stairwell
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