Hey guys. I'm writing a book called The Secret To Success.

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Hey guys. I'm writing a book called The Secret To Success. Hopefully every single American buys it. We can all be rich. No one has to be poor. Nobody has to be poor. We can all be wealthy. All 300 million Americans. Let me guess. "Who's gonna do all the manual labor jobs?" Who cares? We'll all be rich. We can just pay someone less richer than us to do it. There is a formula for success. If you're not successful it's because you're lazy. My book tells you all the secrets you need to know. In the new society I have laid out we're going to replace the three classes. Working class, middle class, upper class. With three new classes. Rich. Very rich. Super rich. "Hey this is the same thing as before just with a new name and an inflated dollar." Look kid. I studied economics okay. I'm an economist. We're all gonna have so muhc money. Suitcases filled with hundred dollar bills. There's gonna be so many hundred dollar bills we're gonna have to create new bank notes for larger amounts. We're gonna have $1,000,000 bills. This is America. We can all be millionaires if we simply believe. Each and every one of us. God wants us to be prosperous. If poor people don't want to be poor they should just stop being lazy. Capitalism isn't a zero sum game. We can all be millionaires. Lazy people make up this lie that the only way for someone to have a surplus of wealth is for another to be in debt. That's the zero-sum fallacy. It simply isn't true! Thank you for your time. Good night.