Posted a few times this week about my upcomming business venture.

I'm also working on other creations inspired by political figures, They'll be out soon too.

>>1674965
Actually, this looks REAL good.

Actually the elephant head staff it is missing on this pic, I gotta it put back on the statue. Finalized product will be in online stores and various other places really soon

>>1674965
How do you make these?

>>1675029
I'm a sculptor

>>1675046

I sculpted the mold and contracted someone to cast it and make copies for me

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>>1674965
is it supposed to look like Trump?

It looks more like Joffrey Lannister. Why are the dimensions so fucked up? Trump is 6'3" that sculpture looks like a midget. Can you fix his proportions? Those might sell better

btw are you a little person?

>>1675058
Fair points, But I'm not going for hyperrealism

>>1675068
And if you check into the market for this kind of stuff, no one goes for hyper realism

Wtf does King of trumps mean? Why not God King Trump?

Who would buy this?

>>1675072
But your other sculptures in the background have normal dimensions. give him tiny hands if you want to parody him he isn't short.

wouldnotbuy/10

>>1675068
but it literally looks nothing like Trump. It doesn't have to be realistic to resemble trump. The only reason anyone might even think it's Trump is because it says "King of trumps" but even that doesn't make sense

>>1675083
King of Trumps does make sense if you know what tump means, and it looks more like him than the bobble heads people make

>>1675089
Most of the stuff people are making to resemble trump basically have a make america great again hat on it and the gold hair.

>>1675089
Your product is shit

>>1675092
The faces look nothing like him either

>>1675093
K duly noted its a good thing theres upwards of 300,000,000 people in the united states

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>>1675093

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>check out my product guise what do you think?
>I'm not going for hyperrealism looks normal to me

your product SUCKS DICK
Go back to your clown car Op

>>1675099

This doesn't look like him either but the hair is gold and he's wearing a suit. So you know who it is. The funny part is Trumps hair isn't even yellow or gold anymore its fa greyish color

>>1675100
K I'll let you know how the venture goes in like 4 months kiddo

>>1675099
I immediately know that is Trump
My reaction: that's Trump

Your sculpture looks like a midget with wings
My reaction: what the fuck is that supposed to be

>>1675106
you probably live frugally tho. do you rent an apartment or just live in a tree?

Well I already have bulk orders that put me in the black. I don't need everyone to like them just a couple 1000 or so and I'm doing real good. I can appreciate the critism. I will think about redrafting the proportions for the future.

>>1674965
Looks good OP good luck with your venture. I immediately knew who it was.

>>1675202
Thanks man appreciate it

fuck these idiots OP, you are going to make good money selling these. Way to know your market, what are you asking for one of these?