Oh god boys. I have truly done it now. I quit my job last month

>>1664688
One word:

KNEE-PADS

>>1664726
adding a hyphen doesn't turn it into one word

Invest in knee pads breh, you think this is a meme but you gotta do what you gotta do

>>1664688
Why did you quit your job if you didn't have another one lined up? You dumb?

>>1664965
It's called having integrity.

>>1665264
You misspelled "stupid".

>>1665264
sometimes you gotta bite the bullet, bud. ive flogged the shit out of people at many-a-jobs etc instead of being smart about it and paying someone else to do it

>>1665264
Then take the integrity, of which you have plenty, and buy some groceries with it.

Prostitution. Better lube that ass up!

>>1664688

Are you young?

sell your asshole on craigslist

Sell whatever you have besides the bare essentials.
Reach out to family/friends for connections and prospects.
Hustle the odd-jobs on craigs list
Go to church or any type of community center type place and talk to folks and snoop around for easy jobs -- people will get back to you eventually.

this is do or die time, you're in full blown hustle mode now anon

you don't have to suck a dick but you're gonna have to get way out of your comfort zone and work your ass off to get out of this hole

you quit your job?
you fucked up
if you got fired you could get unemployment assistance for up to 2 years (they pay you 55-60% of your total checks and make an average of that)

look for any job and apply everywhere

>>1664688
DRIVER UBER DUH

>>1664688
>Not having more than a month's worth of savings

Wow, you were dumb

Im going through the same situation man but there's no way of making money quickly unless you can sell something, pawn something, bank loan, payday loan, family or friend loan, etc..

The most important thing is to stay calm and take it as it is. It was your decision so now plan ahead. You might lose stuff, like one of your cars, your house, etc.. and if there's no way of solving that, just accept it. You might be better without having to worry about paying something they took from you, you can always fix your credit once you have income. Call your family, your best friends, and let them know your situation. In case you get evicted, have a plan ready for where you are going while you still applying for jobs and such. Good luck my friend.

>>1664726
that is three words moran

>>1666499
Nice!

>>1667173
Actually good advice, I always try to have savings anyway, but gonna take that to heart.

>>1667215
>moran
How do you know he was Irish?

>>1664688
Is that Ballmer?
What happened in that gif?