I've got $1400 to my name, how do I get enough money

bitcoins

>>1649822
Rob two banks

>>1649838
Sounds pretty high risk

buy 3x leveraged s&p 500 etfs and hold for 5 years

Start a kneepad business and sell kneepads to eager young entrepreneurs

>>1649868
>kneepads
Damn it, I'm too late

>>1649840
Life in prison can be construed as early retirement.

>>1649822
XDN

>>1649868
>>1649904
haha very funny. thanks.

>>1649853
>leveraged s&p 500 etfs

Explain pls

1. Put $1,000 in the bank and keep it there for emergencies only. 2. Pay off all debt. 3. Save up 3-6 months expenses. If you have all of that then 4. Invest/save for retirement

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>>1650130
you make me proud son

>>1650110
Wasnt it the Japanese pensioners who deliberately commit crimes just to get looked after by the state?

>>1650119
googel it son

>>1649822
Why do you want to retire early?

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Read David Ramsey total money makeover.

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buy XDN now

>>1649822
50% bitcoin, 25% short on ETH and 25% XDN.

Then HOLD.