What can I purchase to get my name in the news so I have tangible

>>1636661
A gun. Then off yourself.

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>>1636661
i dunno. ask rupert murdoch .

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>>1636661
A bookshelf apparently

Seriously though: your question shows absolutely no understanding of PR or how the news cycle works. And that kind of ignorance will keep you poor.

>>1636756
>shows absolutely no understanding of PR or how the news cycle works
what do you mean?

1. Buy sports team
2. Someone reports on it

>>1636661
if you really had wealth worthy to brag about , you would be looking for ways to hide/mask/ghost it from taxes , theft, market manipulation, inflation , not broadcast it to the world.

just buy some commercial real estate , put your name on the park and get back to work.

>>1636760
Yep... you don't get it at all.

To use your sports team example:

>1. buy sports team
>2. pitch story about change of hands to all major news outlets -- press release has to allude to your fabulous wealth, maybe "the deal was signed on a private jet"
>3. Have lavish press conference with champagne, live acts, arrive to press conference in a gold plated cadillac
>4. Only NOW will the media report on it

Just because you buy a team doesn't mean anyone is going to start reporting on how rich you are. What's the story? Who are you? Yes you paid millions for the team, that isn't a story though. You have to do the work, the media is swamped with PR pitches and twitter feeds all day, why the fuck do they care some NEET bought a sports team - how does that change the day to day operations?

They'll just be like "Team bought by mysterious individual". You need to sell them an image, give them a story. They may even make the story about the OLD owner, not you.

More to the point if you were smart you wouldn't even need to buy a sports team, you could spend a fraction of the cost and create a fake news story to get across to everyone how rich you are.