>Shithead who used to go to the same high school says he wants

>>1633594
kek, twitter is doing horrible these days. Nobody wants to buy it and it's hemorrhaging money left and right.

Twitter is fucked right now unless someone buys it or they get rid of all their retarded sjw mods.

Make it interesting. Make him a bet. Whoever makes more money buys dinner. You put it all in Vanguard, he'll ride the twitter bandwagon.

>>1633594
You are literally more knowledgeable then 75% of /biz/.

buy vti or voo....
hold forever
bogleheads for the slow boring investment method, we will tell you hookers, chinese skanks, bitcoins, cocaine, and amphetamine are the best investments

AND CEMEX!

>>1633594
show him this short videdo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDp7SXhqC5g&t=11s

it does a bretty gud job of explaining why Twitter stock is overvalued at any price.

>>1633594
Also, #twittergate.

>>1633594
Twitter is a tremendous buy right now. The company is mismanaged but the product is itself is great and can be easily improved with new management. Everyone that is important uses it including the newly elected Trump. Twitter will be around for many years.

>>1634783
but how can they make a profit tho?

>>1635229
Ads while you are scrolling like other sites do.

>>1635236
i don't think anyone ever clicks on those ads. theyre just not effective

>>1633594
Buy low.
Sell high.
Repeat.

The only type of stock anyone should be buying and selling is the kind that makes you money.

>>1634108
updooted

>>1635236
>ads
>in the era of adblocking apps
get out while you can bro