I'm a kissless NEET with no friends who never graduated

Why not spend 500 of that on a pretty lady?

Like you can still kill yourself after if it's still what you want. Also, don't overthink if this "counts" or how it will change your life. Just go to back page in your area, choose a girl you like, and have a fun night.

>>1621995
> $35,000
> no mortgage or college debt

You're ahead of the pack, dummy.

>>1621995
Just give me the $35k, if you don't need it dude.
You're further along than me

>>1622012
im scared of STDs and if she will rob me.

>>1621995
>I'm a kissless NEET with no friends who never graduated highschool who has $35,000.


just like me except I don't have the 35k

>>1622029
Fly to a country where it's safe and legal

>>1621995
you have 35 fuckin thousand

i made 40k a year

get a job, or invest that cash, and you are why the fuck ahead of the rest of the pack.

>>1622036
should i just do it in my country?

I feel like ill just waste my money and be a chump who got laid with a 5/10 prostitute

>>1622067

Who cares if youre gonna kill yourself anyway?
Go to Asia and fuck your dick green

>>1622067
> 5/10

Why? You get to choose, the more you pay the better you get.

>>1621995
Why not spend some of that money to improve your appearance and better yourself? Acquire some skills, find a hobby that you can enjoy and become good at it. Might find your passion.

Also, invest

>>1622029
Those aren't the words of somebody seriously considering suicide.

You should probably kill yourself if you're not low-life enough to fuck a prostitute even though you claim to be actually suicidal.

You're not.

>>1621995
Ok, go on to backpage.com or craigslist and find a hooker. can't do that with 35k when you're dead now can you?

1)go all in on bitcoin
2)survive for 10 years
3)enjoy your rich status

escorts are ok but sucks since you have to use condom

>>1622029
>Convince me not to kill myself
>I'm afraid of STDs and a drugged out whore robbing me
Come on m8.

invest into the stock market you got a smart phone install robin hood and go to robin hood general dont ask questions and just follow somethings we say, look at the stock before you invest and have fun.

>>1621995
>Convince me not to commit suicide.
You have $35k.

How about you convince me not to commit suicide since I'm over $35k in debt.

>>1622837
There's a chance that OP will give you $35k before he offs himself

biz becoming adv+r9k

What's Robin Hood? Link?

>>1621995
I don't think you're gonna believe me but who gives a shit. It's 4chan right? Very well off, and at 35 I had a mid life crisis. Divorce, half my finances gone down the drain cause I got rich after marriage, luckily no kids. Still well off, but life is worthless. I end up becoming a hobo by my own choice and just live life on the streets. I learned a lot and made one or two very good friends.

Life is not worth killing yourself over unless you have severe depression or some kind of defect. But you're a neet, who I'm presuming is in decent health, probably overweight. If you kill yourself now you would be hypothetically looking down on yourself at 50 and saying fuck me, why the fuck did I do that? I'm not even talking about it in a religious sense; if you could see yourself one year from now, one month after you killed yourself, you'd be going why the fuck did I kill myself?

If anything you got 35,000$. You're not an african baby, you're not living in Syria. You're not even fucking homeless. Do what the fuck you want with your life and no one can tell you otherwise. Peace.

>>1622839
>>1622837
dubs and op gives anon that money tomorrow

>>1621995
>Fly to Netherlands or Czech republic
>Get a fancy motel
>Bang legal, high-class, model tier hookers
>Blow all your money on the best holiday of your life
>Kill self afterward

You can't lose

I'll be your friend for 30,000 and we can spend the last 5,000 getting you laid.

>>1622029
But you're scared of dying?

Invest all of it in a single high-risk stock and check the price regularly, it would be a great distraction from your troubles

>>1622830
>go to robin hood general
Killing himself is a better option.

>>1621995
Lol invest half in my biz and i'll show you the world anon

>>1623089

kek