I just found out I have 6-10 months to live, what's the

>buy a plane
>crash it into a tower
>have a video played afterwards attributing the attack to ISIS

>>1617784
try r9k

>>1617784
give it to me
or pay 6 hookers to blow you at once with no condom

>>1617784
sell me your identity

t.spic

>>1617784
buy 20k worth of military gear and go kill someone.

>>1617789
>buy a plane
>crash it into a tower
>leave a russian passport inside a fireproof container

At least you won't go alone.

>>1617784
rent out a hotel and hired a hooker for 12 hours have crazy sex spend the next 6-10 months on some kind of stimulant thinking about how much you wasted your life

>>1617784
Drugs are the answer for you OP

Cocaine

>>1617784
Gym membership and hookers

>>1617784

sounds like you got cancer, bro.

fix your shit with alternative medicine
> fast for 2 weeks (water and salt only)
> then, zerocarb fast (medical ketosis diet)
> literally eat 80% fat, 20% protein, and ZERO carbs
> this kills the cancer

If that doesn't work, use your remaining $15k to get your corpse cryogenically frozen.

>>1617784
My condolences.

Spend it on living expenses and medical costs while you meet with friends and family.

>>1618522
This is actually a good answer, don't forget sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber while doing keto. That's the ultimate combo in most studies.

If you're healthy enough to do it, travel.

>>1618522
>I don't know what cancer is: the post

Put it all into weed stocks.
Sell it all in a few months
Live a luxurious life for the remainder of your existence.

I just bought a vacation to Amsterdam and then Las Vegas where I'll probably commit suicide. Hookers and drugs. I've saved a draft of a suicide note which I will send out before I end it all.

hookers, marijuana, blow on a colombian or thai beach, mountains or jungle... fuck how about all 3.

>>1618972
>I just bought a vacation to Amsterdam
Enjoy walking around confused asking yourself why did I go to Pretoria

>>1617784
Hookers and blow

>>1618972
can you send a poor unifag some bucks?
anything helps really

>>1618972
Godspeed, anon.
Party hard.

>>1618972
Wait.
Got to Vegas then Amsterdam.
In Amsterdam you can get a professional assisted suicide.