so do i just hire an accountant to evade taxes. this 34% garbage

>>1615074
>pretending

I don't actually believe you're smart enough to make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year but still too stupid to have an accountant.

feel free to post proof though.

accountants dont help you evade taxes. They make sure you arent paying more than legally required to do so.

Im a CPA and we get lots of people who listen to the radio commercials and think there are legitimate ways to get out of paying taxes.

unless your name is Al Sharpton, there isnt.

>>1615082
>mfw first time I see someone say they're a CPA on here

Can I bombard you with questions? I'm a little enthusiastic.

If I get my associates studying business admin and accounting, can I get a shitty accounting job with no cert? What if I have experience and know how to follow GAAP?

I was hoping to attend community uni, get associates, get shit job, continue as part time student, get BA, work for 2 more years, get CPA, work for reals, continue my investing, and just live.

Any advice? Dealing with excessive bureacratic processes and crunching numbers is the only thing I'm good at. As a kid I had to file my parents health insurance policies, file my own financial aid for school and theirs, go over their taxes with them, help them file for bankruptcy, etc.

More tax cuts to fix the deficit spending!

Say it with me: President Trump.

>>1615082
>believing someone who's job could be done by a computer

top kek


Tax lawyers are the one that could possibly help you evade tax, OP. Not CPA.