How do I deal with annoying fucking coworkers? I work at a pizza

>>1614335

What's your name and just call him Goose or something till he stops. Go all in and use goose and aviary puns as much as you can.

>>1614335
>pizza restaurant
>report it to HR

Jesus Christ you big baby, you're a fucking pizza delivery boy. Walk around the corner and get a new job if it bothers your widdle feelings so much.

>honking my name like a god damn goose

What did he mean by this?

Just tell him politely that its getting on your nerves. I don't know, I can empathize.

I once worked in a restaurant and my manager would move between, 'you're amazing' from one night to 'you're useless' the next. It got on my nerves because I was studying and it was nightshift,

so I took him to the side and said, 'You said I was great yesterday and now you want to punish me today, I'm not a dog, man."

I thought I was going to get fired for that outburst, but he apologized to me, I think he had a lot of pressure himself and we worked it out. Helps if you're a generally good worker though.

>>1615888
>Helps if you're a generally good worker though.

Competence covers a lot of sins in the service industry. Especially if you can do the work of 2-3 other people just because you're a different sort of lazy. Other people slack off and don't do the job, I do the job with minimum expenditure of effort for the desired result, THEN slack off until bored, then find something else to do.

I've had shouting matches with my manager, and took to walking out when scheduled on weekends. I won that, and they scheduled me mon-fri instead.
I play loud music all day, and nobody seems to care, other than doing it themselves.
I bitch about busted equipment, and it gets fixed. I complain about a lazy superior, and people start noticing he's a lazy incompetent fuck and doing something about him.