Let's see how savvy that /biz/ is about the hiring process.

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2016-11-04 21:00:52 Post No. 1601667
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:00:52 Post No. 1601667 [Report]

Let's see how savvy that /biz/ is about the hiring process.

How do you get your resume past the automated screener?

What tricks do you use to get a call from the hiring manager?

How do you list and explain any employment gaps?

Sage 2016-11-04 21:05:08 Post No.1601673
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Sage 2016-11-04 21:05:08 Post No.1601673 [Report]

>>1601667
Just be yourself

Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:06:15 Post No.1601675
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:06:15 Post No.1601675 [Report]

>>1601667
I jerk off on my resume so it can't be read properly before submitting it and my semen has superpowers which make the screener greenlight it. The hiring manager then picks up my resume and my semen enters his mouth on it's own and implants the idea to hire me. I have no employment gaps and am the most responsible worker.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:10:14 Post No.1601678
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>>1601675

>I jerk off on my resume
>the hiring manager then picks up my resume and my semen enters his mouth
> I have no employment gaps and am the most responsible worker.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:56:49 Post No.1601723
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:56:49 Post No.1601723 [Report]

Lie.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:57:26 Post No.1601724
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:57:26 Post No.1601724 [Report]

>>1601723

This is so true.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 12:00:32 Post No.1602343
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Anonymous 2016-11-05 12:17:22 Post No.1602351
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Anonymous 2016-11-05 12:17:22 Post No.1602351 [Report]

I submit resume and then never hear back

Works every time

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