My car went in a lake yesterday and I'm making a gofundme

Why would anyone want to give you money for this?

I hope you don't get funded because your next car will probably just go in the lake again since you were dumb enough for it to happen once.

>>1592913
try nosebook, alternatively stop fucking being retarded

>>1592924
the fuck is noebook

Why is your car in a lake?

>>1592927
a funny name for facebook. why the fuck are you here? no one is going to give you money

>>1592937
you don't know that buddy

>>1592913
Story OP I invest in the illegitimate

First things first, explain to us how it wasn't your fault and why we should give you money? Second off, I don't think you will be able to do that so just tell us how the fuck that happened?

>>1592913
This is hilarious. Did you just drive it into the lake? Did you forget to put it in park? Did a very shitty friend push it in? Story time OP I'm all ears

>>1592913

Story time

> Be me in Highschool
> I was 16 at the time
> Guy in my grade goes out drinking on a Saturday night and runs his jeep into a mailbox
> Damage wasn't even that bad, just damaged bumper
> He decides to push the car into a lake, walk home, then tell his parents the car must have been stolen
> He pushes it into a pond that is only 4 ft deep
> he'sfucked.jpg

Kid was the laughingstock of the school for one year.

>>1592913
The good news is it's only a kia. The bad news is you need a car :/

>>1592913
How much were the fines for contaminating a wetland with oil and gas?

I know that in MI, when a car goes through the ice on a lake, the fines from the DEQ are often far more than the cost of the car.

Much much do you need? $1500 for another kia? lel

flood damage is easily fixed, pull it out quicky

>>1592913
If you're black, say evil whitey did it and that black lives matter.
You will eclipse your goal

>>1592913
Have you considered prostitution or begging in the mall?

>>1592913
pull it out and sell it for parts if you can't fix it

>>1592913
Your car didn't "go" in a lake. either your stupid ass drove it into the lake or you forgot to put the parking brake on. Either way, please explain why other people should pay for your incompetence?

>>1592913

Didn't your insurance cover the loss?

It doesn't work, not one penny was given to me for my tragedy

However laquisha got her her did, little susy fot to goto Florida for cheer leading ,Chad got to goto his baseball game, stoner band 2.0 got thousands to keep going on tour, lafa da got her abortion, these people got thousands and thousands because they are entitled faggots. But does anyone help someone who actually had something bad happen naw. The site is just as bogus as like book, or msn >>1592913

You fucking leech

Why should anyone give you money

>>1592913
If you are female, just make note that you are female and post it on Reddit and you'll get tons of donations for beta cucks.

If you are male, you're fucked. Try not being a complete retard next time.

>>1592930
Likely drunk driving since there's no ice and /biz/ is full of retards.