I was talking to a prostitute the other day and I told her that

>>1581911
>>pic related, its her.

No it isn't.

>>1581911
No it's not, you got this picture from pinterest.

>>1581911

Let me get this straight, you tried simping a prostitute and got chumped out by some hard facts of reality.

You don't have what it takes kid, a lot of pimps controrary to popular belief are actually smart - at least socially.

>>1581913
>>1581914

>taking the bait

>>1581911

Actually, prostitution is a misdemeanor. Pimping is a felony and is much harder than prostitution. Even if you weren't trolling pimping probably wouldn't be up your alley.

>>1581911
Motherfucker, you try to peel my hoes again, I'm gonna jam my cane straight up yo ass

>>1581928

>get in your whip
>glide the blade
>notice that your stable is looking a little slim
>get a phonecall
>oh no
>it's your bottom bitch
>you're being served
>it isn't a mad move
>dem pimpfeels

>>1581934

Thanks Iceberg

>>1581919
>prostitution and pimping is illegal in his country
wow, kys

You know OP, you could also suck dick for cash too.

Pimping doesn't exist anymore besides abusive niggers and spics that traffic children and illegal Mexicans. Most women are independent or work through an escort agency, which are mostly ran by women (a union of prostitutes). They are evolving.

Go on ECCIE or some other escort site and offer services for tax accounting or web design. I got a job at an escort agency when I was 19 and moved to Texas. Got paid $50 a day to just run ads and sometimes got paid more to drive escorts. Also got paid $100 to book hotels in my name. I was pretty much an escort's cuck, but made ~$3,000 a month cash never leaving my room. I met a lot of escorts and lost my virginity to a blonde. Unfortunately the guy that got me the job ended up in jail for selling drugs and had some Mexican gang members harassing me. So I moved back home. If you're an Accountant, you can make some pretty good money and/or free sex doing taxes for escorts.

I'll never forget an interview I read years ago,
With an actual pimp.

He said something like
'you wanna know the real truth? I don't even pimp these girls, they pimp themselves, they chase customers, I just manage them. I spend more time trying to keep them clean and out of trouble and drama than putting them to work, and it's usually more trouble than it's worth. They know how to play the victim, and hold back my cut'.

They do it because it's quick and easy cash.
And as one hooker interviewed said 'when you are having sex all day, you're gonna enjoy some of it sooner or later'

>>1581911
I was thinking the new pimping could be camgirls or Twitch girls. You would get a cut of their donations for doing their taxes, promoting them, making their websites and doing Instagram filtering and Tweeting as them.

You would be the buffer inbetween them and their fans.

I guess its more like an agent but, you aren't really trying to get them roles its more like talent management.

>>1583103
You could even rent a space where those girls come and make their show with everything setup for them.

Porn. It's legal prostitution. There's your answer. You can make over $10,000 with one scene and the bitches get paid like $100. Obviously exaggerating, but that's basically it.

>>1581911

What OP really means:

>I've been thinking, maybe I should go suck dick for money too

>>1582478
stories like these are why i still come here