what's a 2 year college program that will guarantee me an

>>1579767
>what's a 2 year college program that will guarantee me an easy job?
>guarantee

OP pretty much sums up everything wrong with millennials

>>1579779
Ok not guarantee, but something that is in demand. I actually finished most pre reqs about 5 years ago but dropped out for this 50k job. I got free time at night though so I figured I'd go in and snag a quick degree for another job.

>>1579767
>>1579783
Security guard
You either get paid to sit or you get paid to increase your work through training

There are all sorts of branches of security
Event security
executive protection
Bodyguarding
etc

>>1579783
Look at job boards where you live and get an idea of what's in demand. I had to move halfway across the country to get my 1st good software dev job due to lack of opportunities where I lived.

>>1579767
Finish a bachelor's first and go for gay little professional certifications. Theres that project management thing pmo? There's hr certs, supply chain certs, IT certs. Easy shit with cramming for a few exams for a few weeks. If you're a huge fag then actually put letters after your name

>Advanced Mode
>do CFA and CPA at same time

>>1580238
*pmp not pmo

>>1580188
I got a job as a security guard.

The first fucking day in my new shoes we walked 16 miles around a food processing plant. No exaggeration.

I wasn't paid to fucking sit, I got 3 blisters in my shoes because they weren't broken in (had to be a very specific shoe for this job). It was 100% bullshit.