When did you realize that Crime pays? I realized it when I had

>>1577290
I think I was 8 when I stole my brother's favorite lego guy and sold it at school.

>>1577290

I was an alpha once making 1488 a day, but they I got lower by japs.

>>1577295
Why do we wagecuck?

I don't want to be a wagie anymore. I want to be a chad again

>>1577302
I'm not a wagecuck.

like a lot of former criminals, I own and operate a legit business now.

>>1577305
Rly makes me think

Maybe I should make more money and also operate a business

>>1577290
Sauce?

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When did you realize that meme magic pays?

I realized it WHEN I SAW ENDLESS FUCKING PROJECTS TAKING OFF. Markus Alexej Persson is sitting his fat ass off on 2 billion dollars bought off by Microsoft. Why doesn't Microsoft want to buy you off, OP? Because you're so fucking useless you can't even make a shitty indie game or a shitty kickstarter, patreon, gofund, pornblog, gameblog, review, livestream.
You useless fucking...

You're a fucking idiot, OP. As always OP is a massive dick-sucking faggot. A tralala ding-dong cock bagholding and watching others reek in all that cash. Do you enjoy seeing that swedish kid winning millions and you're just watching?
Twitch.tv shut up and get in there.

>>1577290
I'm too lazy for crime and I don't really care about money so I just do jobs that are fun and easy. Having a high IQ helps I guess, I got a good education without really trying much. I work two days per week and never really had money problems yet. Biggest drain are women, but luckily I wasn't dumb enough to make one pregnant or marry young.

The only "crime" I want to get involved with is creating really overpriced products and having a bunch of cultlike plebs buy them.

Kinda like apple.

I pimped a nigger and got $100 when I was 19.

>>1577359
exactly like apple

>>1577290
met enough criminals and only a few got rich. The few rich ones are now felons who can't any job besides truck driving. I work through the internet and that's fun

>>1578611
>met enough criminals and only a few got rich

Maybe that's a little biased because you only met unsuccessful ones and the successful ones don't tell you about it?

>>1577290
Once I started jaywalking. Time is money.

Know a head chef at a fine dining restaurant. He makes a little over 100k right now. He used to run coke in Hawaii when he worked out there.

>>1577290
Crime doesn't always necessarily pay
or it doesn't pay off immediately

crime has hierarchies and are operated like business so you get to be the bitch when you first get going.

though in business doing things "by the book" will never make you money

you need to bend the rules or look for loopholes to make the crazy cash.

>>1579061
T. Lowlevel cuck

>>1579061
Asian businesses always bend the rules that is why there are so many of them popping up around me. I live in the West Coast of the US.

>>1579051
Is he's name israel by any chance?

To the niggers in this thread : large level drug trafficking is punished by life imprisonment.

Enjoy spending your life in prison while I make a lot of money from my legal businesses, losers.