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Previous Thread:
>>1575847
Who /all in on AMD/ tomorrow?
what is robinhood? how does it work?
>>1577292
I'm at work and can't look at the stocks for the whole market day.
What limit order should I set, currently have it at 7.50
I'm in jagx cause some fucking anon told me to
fuck
>>1577292
Why AMD tommorow?
I have a dumb question. Me and a friend pooled our money into some sum, I purchased shares and traded them for profit, now I have a single sum of money again, what's the correct way to divide it back to N parties given the initial contributions where not equal and thus did not have equal influence? In my case it's only 2 people but I'd like to know the full formula for whatever you would call this kind of procedure, how to distribute the earnings based on the initial contribution percentage for each contributor.
For example sake lets say Contributor A gives 600 and B gives 400 for a total of 1000, assume that magically doubled to 2000, how do I calculate who gets what percentage of the new sum?
>>1577479
is this nigga actually asking how percentages work?
>>1577514
Yes.
>>1577514
>>1577515
For the record I'm barely awake if my English didn't make that obvious. I'm assuming I just take the original difference as a percentage and apply it to the difference of (resulting sum - initial sum) to get the dividends of just the earnings, which could also be applied to the resulting sum to get the full split.
I'm particularly bad about reasoning with multiple percentages at multiple levels so I want to make sure it's the same as I think it is before I just make assumptions on it.
MGT getting delisted LMAO
>>1577515
lel
So eho playing LEI?! That's one of todays moonstocks for daytrade. Anybody in??
BANC is dipping if anyone missed out.
Gevo at .45 pre-market
fuck.
>>1577572
What did you buy?
>>1577287
METALFAGGOT
YOU SHIT ASS BITCH
WHEN YOU MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU HAVE TO LINK IT IN THE OLD ONE
SO EVERYONE KNOWS TEHRES A FUCKING NEW THREAAADDDD
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE YOU DUMB IDIOT
>>1577572
Goddamn dude. What's your portfolio?
>>1577575
thoight i did lol. ohwell
>>1577575
its fine lol i already deleted the other one
BANC WITH BANC
LONG HOLD BABY MAKE SOME MONEY
ITS GOING TO 14 TODAY 19 BY THE END OF THE MONTH
>>1577578
u can haz next one. sry kyouko-chan..
>>1577578
it's all good tho 'cause we gonna SPANK DA BANC today!!! wew!!
SXC MOON MISSION GET IN QUICK
i probably shouldn't be seen using 4chan at work
is there anything like this but for 4chan?
http://pcottle.github.io/MSWorddit/
also what time is AMD earnings?
>>1577583
you spelled LEI wrong...
GET IN THIS DIP WHILE YOU CAN KEKS SHIT MOONING TODAY WE PASSIN $4MARK WOOOOT!!!
>>1577572
RIGL
MGT
http://www.otcmarkets.com/stock/MGTI/quote
Even when rh finally let's me sell I'm fucked. Looks like MGTI (new ticker) heading back to .25 (I'm in at 2.35)
Nothing I can do but sit here and watch all my money slowly get flushed. Can't sell until after all the rich people do.
>>1577587
What's the catalyst?
>>1577588
In the same boat @$2000 worth of shares. Save us Mcafee
Betting the bank on BANC wish me luck
AUPH is shitting the bed but BANC is going to mkae us all rich.
GEVO ROCKET IN A FEW WEEKS
PRICE WILL GRADUALLY RISE WITH A FEW DIPS UNTIL THEN
BUT THOSE DIPS LOAD UP NOW
GEVO MY NIGGA
HAVE FAITITHHHHHH
>>1577587
Why do you think LEI is going to the moon?
Can't find anything to suggest it would
>>1577602
Well, he wasn't wrong.
>>1577593
Bought a shit ton at average 13.66. Hope it's a smooth ride.
>>1577397
Earnings report sending it to the moon
>>1577605
AMD earnings report is today afterhours
>>1577604
might not be but do not sell
bank with 5b in assets and repeated record earnings
panicking and selling right now would be like selling amrs in the ~60s. Be patient and forget about for a month or two
DRWI found its new level i think it should grind up all day
Let XGTI ride and see if it hits .50 or sell at .47 and buy AMD?
Holding 2200 shares of XGTI at .48 rn
>>1577616
Lol oops it went down right away
>>1577612
Don't worry, I'm in it for the long haul
All in on AMD!!!!
>>1577622
You fucking fool. Buy BANC it's guaranteed money AMD is utter garbage.
AND THAT GOES TO ALL OF YOU
TOPS is doing its Chinese bullshit again.
>>1577603
Yes. It appears that he was.
>People with 50k and 30k accounts using Robin Hood to buy memestocks.
You deserve to lose your money.
Due to drunk error on my account I went negative in the cash portion of RH. I have since dumped money into it and I'm positive again. However, it won't let me buy "until I resolve my margin call"
It's fucking resolved so wat do?
>>1577629
>People with 50k not investing in BANC
You all deserve to lose money. It will at least hit 16 dollars this month
JNUG is hitting $15 today buy the dip lads
>>1577635
Averaged up to 13.76 now.
Let's go on a booze cruise after this, senpai
>>1577635
He owns more AMD stock than your enitre life is worth don't hate
>>1577643
Actually, i sold my AMD at a solid gain for BANC
Sorry, bro
>>1577649
Someone has to buy the AMD stock
>>1577640
Already am
>>1577643
Hmm I'm only 20 so that's a given
>tfw holding on bank since yesterday
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK YOU USD WHY WONT YOU FUCKING DIE
>>1577638
I think you meant to say BANC is going to 15 dollars
>>1577602
same movement as yesterday before it spiked afternoon and looking at the technicals, it's still in oversold territory...
Jdst moon!!
IDRA has a decent chance of going to 2 again slowly. Put a stop loss at 1.79.
Banc will crash so hard you will regret not investing in something more stable.
>>1577653
lol i thought you were old lady, kyouko-chan
>>1577664
It's not looking that way. Looks more like it'll retrace a portion of yesterday's spike.
>>1577649
Have fun missing out on AMD gains
>DRWI
OK I had 50 shares of MGT. Now what? I dont understand how im supposed to sell them.
>>1577677
Chasing hng
>>1577671
Keeping shorting ass mad seekingalpha poster
>>1577671
>>1577673
Oh no 20 in college and a jainitor. Living the nightmare senpai
>still has time to gamble
Get in Dgaz before we break out.
Natural gas is done for in the next few weeks.
>>1577683
Janitor*
>~<
AMD LAUNCHES FOR MOON MISSION
HERE WE GO
(How long should I hold?)
>>1577694
As long as you want
>>1577680
DONT BE GREEDY
LOCK IN THE PROFITS
>>1577702
you click the sell button
>>1577700
I don't wanna get hit in the face again for being to greedy like with AUPH
>>1577702
fuck man, isnt there a button that says sell ?
>>1577707
Look at the company and decide if it looks like it will have more upside. I think it will so I'm going to be holding around half of the shares I have now once it flies. I'd say at least till tomorrow.
AMD
M
D
http://m.nasdaq.com/earnings/report/amd
>>1577710
>>1577709
>>1577706
Gee why didnt I think of that.
Fucking morons.
>>1577724
What part of sue the company do you not understand
>>1577724
maybe fucking google it then retard
>>1577724
Your fault for not buying AMD
>the dxy today
lol
>>1577722
SHUT UP
>I fell for the banc meme
I'm pretty sure they might be involved I'm a scam
so when does amrs go above 1.05 again
>>1577730
>>1577734
It's faggots like you who keep cutting their balls off throwing the price around
FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1577734
>>1577722
What do they mean by this? Earnings are shit and it will plummet?
>>1577653
T-that's illegal, anon-kun!
(Just don't get caught~)
>>1577741
No earnings will be good, those are tears of joy.
DRWI
so i'm a programmer
how do i use my skills for algo quant bullshit so that i can accelerate the rate at which i lose money
looks like today is a terrible day for the stock market
pack it up
don't look at charts today
you'll only end up posting images like pic related on /biz/
>>1577748
Just buy AMD
EZ PZ
(JK, that might be more of a /g/ question?)
>>1577754
i already have AMD
is no one here STEM?
>>1577742
http://www.fool.com/investing/2016/10/19/why-banc-of-california-inc-stock-is-flying-high-to.aspx
>>1577747
in 400 @ 3.44
in 400 more @ 3.10
out 800 @ 4.10
mfw
AUPH entry is looking pretty good for a swing play. Buy 4.04 or better, sell at 4.10 or better.
>>1577758
ugh how do people find this shit
>>1577765
What i literally told you all in yesterdays thread as soon as their deal with sprint happened
Then i remember saying how today it would drop at open and grind up all day
And on top of that i mentioned it multiple times in this very thread
>>1577757
Danke~
>>1577758
>he didn't wait until 4.20
>>1577773
No ragrets
in drwi at 3.90
should i just end it all right here and now
Amrs going to moon again in 8 days after ER
>>1577766
How did you find it before you dropped it here tho? Just browsing some news alerts or do you use a screener too?
>>1577789
i think i saw it on twitter
i follow a lot of traders there that give good 'flash' tips
>>1577789
>I want to learn how to fish senpai
still holding amrs at 1.08
>>1577780
You can't go in on stocks when it's already peaking. Either go in early or not at all.
>>1577798
it was at 4.20
thought 3.90 was a good dip at the time
currently holding around 3.90 with absurd volume
>>1577319
Read the bottom of the OP
>>1577794
Nice. I've been trying to find/DD things on ST that way, but that place is seeming pretty useless. Do you mind screenshoting or listing some of who you follow?
Give me some meme stocks guys.
a friendly reminder to all those newfags.
YOU HAVE TO PAY TAXES ON STOCKS AT THE END OF THE YEAR
>>1577813
that is if you profit ;)
>>1577813
Not if you end the year at a loss :^)
>>1577813
not during tax season?
>>1577819
You can get a deductible up to 3000 if it's a loss
>>1577807
@bradloncar @ash_trader @danshep55 @howardlindzon @die_schweinerei @szaman @jonnajarian @sandman7591 @inkedtrader @vegastrader66 @hammerttrading @ckz8780 @qtrresearch @nicole1515 @kroyrunner89 @modern_rock @jane_yul @momotrader @chewbaccastocks
>>1577825
AND MANY MORE
>>1577529
As long as you are both investing the same percentages of your money in the stock then just take to total amount at any time and split it 60 40. If you don't both want to invest equally then split the uninvested money 60 40 and just remember how many shares you bought and how money shares they bought. You'd never be able to figure it out if you both bought and sold your shares at different times unless you recorded the number of trades and the price per trade at every buy and sell point.
>>1577825
Thanks senpai I've been looking for people
>>1577829
follow me for dank memes
@D_avidBrown
>>1577813
>he doesn't live in Canada and have TFSA's
Lmaoing @ ur life
>>1577825
Thanks anon.
>>1577597
Why will it rise?
Alright who has money in what right now?
>>1577836
sitting on jnug @ 12.93 like a retard and BANC at 13.05
hoping to off jnug at 14-14.5 today or tomorrow whenever the USD decides to fall and BANC in a month at 16+
>>1577839
Kek yes it is. Is that not considered sfw?
>>1577836
BANC
>>1577841
In some people's minds i guess
>>1577844
lol. Mods left mine I guess. Gotta walk that line.
>>1577841
Might depend on the workplace
>>1577724
>holding MGT
>"fucking morons"
top kek
>>1577839
That's really expensive. Isn't jet fuel 6 bucks a gallon? I get its renuable but in the market rentable things don't make money unless it's the most cost effective.
>>1577813
only if you win
kek
>>1577813
Uhh that's theft.
>>1577864
yeah f ucked up if you ask me
>>1577813
tax help plz
if i put in $50, and i "win" $10
do i pay taxes on the $10 or the $60
Just dumped my that leaky bag AUPH. What should I buy into to offset the losses from AMRS? Tell me!
>>1577869
Buy BANC yesterday
>>1577868
60 silly don't you know how the fed works lol
because technically you just made 60 dollars.
>>1577868
it's a tax on your gains
>>1577868
the 10
how do you lose on amrs? you a retard?
>>1577870
Solid advice. Kys my man
>>1577869
BANC
What made BANC drop from 22 to 17 a few months ago?
DRWI
I got in the bottom of dip a little while ago, so i just sell for $4 or hold on to it for something bigger?
I held JAGX at .83 all goddamn day yesterday and sold at a loss an hour ago.
>mfw it just mooned
>>1577889
.....wtf why are you still in it? The stock has gone over 4.10 3 times today, its clearly leveling out at sub 4 and its gonna drop hard once people realize theres no nore money to be made.
>>1577889
Take your gains.
But it will probably run again before 2 PM
Banc of California, Inc. 2016 Q3 - Results - Earnings Call Slides https://seekingalpha.com/article/4013506?source=ansh $BANC
HOLY FUCK, BANC, STOP BEING SO BASED
(I think i linked this right)
please stop posting quasi lewd pictures of girls i'm browsing at work
>>1577896
this fraudster isn't at work, he's using reverse psychology to get lewder pics
>>1577891
I mean, that was recently. Was looking back more ~3 months ago
>>1577896
>>1577899
>>1577901
plsno
i'm actually at work
how do you all browse 4chan at work discretely?
>>1577904
i will make an exception this one time
SFW anime is cool
I'm hype as fuck, boys.
>>1577911
gj dude whatd you play
>>1577913
.cant tell that's banc for just looking at it
>>1577909
>how do you all browse 4chan at work discretely?
Maybe open a new browser window, and make it small as fuck?
Try and make sure to only get the text on screen, too. Pictures could lead to PROMOTIONS
>>1577913
what do you think
>BANC
>>1577909
Fine by me
>>1577893
Can you say that again?
>>1577287
>dragonwave going over 4.25 after I rode through all 3 dips and sold out at 4.09
I hate my life sometimes, oh well.
>leave drwi
>goes to 4.33
THE FUCK!
>>1577916
>tfw i have 3 monitors
>one dedicated to trades/youtube
i guess its allowed when compiling for a FPGA takes fucking 13min per compile, it did take 20min until i added in a new i7, SSD, and more ram.
15% of my work day is literally doing nothing
WHOA YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT
WHOA DOWN BESIDE THE BEDFIRE LIGHT
>>1577928
LMAO EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE WEAK HANDS LOSER
>>1577928
:( should have just relied on the charts it was wedging up
>>1577933
1 dollar...
>>1577934
most of my money in banc
banc still flying
not that mad
LADS
>>1577935
when a stock is up 80% on the day there is nothing wrong with locking in your profits
you just know that the shit can make a hard tumble any moment
btw I just exited BANC @ 14.34
>>1577924
I'd rather take my profits and not get in the habit of bagholding than make another 10% and set a bad mental precedent for myself. Kinda upset that I held all the way through most of the dips just to end up selling out at 4.10, but I'll take my 50%> profit and just move on.
Sorry >>1577937 for saying to get out, I didn't want to see your shit get tossed famalam.
>>1577937
just put in an autobuy for BANC at 14.25
someone make it do the thing real quick
buy NVDA
buy NTDOY
http://www.polygon.com/2016/10/20/13345738/nintendo-switch-nvidia-tegra-announcement
>>1577943
That's the smart thing to do, but your analysis was still wrong.
>>1577946
>buy order kicks it
>instantly jumps to 14.30
thanks senpai
>>1577938
yeah I regret only having 2.6k to put down on banc yesterday
still has ~10% to go until pre-slander levels, could easily see 18-20s on such good earnings soonish
>>1577952
>autobuy
you mean a market order?
if you had used a limit order you wouldnt be complaining about this
Best time to buy ONVO? It just dropped 20% due to capital increase
>>1577943
It's all good :)
>>1577954
no i ment limit
i'm still learning the terms
bought at 14.25
maybe should have set the limit to .20 but *shrug*
lets ride this pony
>>1577955
>Organovo Holdings Inc (NASDAQ:ONVO) announced the sale of 9,000,000 shares of its common stock in an underwritten public offering at a price to the public of $2.75 per share, a 21% below yesterday’s closing price.
>In addition, the Company has granted the underwriters a 30-day option to purchase up to 1,350,000 additional shares of its common stock on the same terms and conditions.
no
too risky unless you buy in below 2.75
All aboard the Extreme Meme Dream Cream Stream Supreme
>>1577963
Holy fuck man we really are gonna have to start calling you 60k guy.
Must not chase drwi
must not chase drwi
>>1577971
I wish I would have chased an hour ago...
>>1577971
Headed to $5
>>1577938
SECKS
>>1577981
Sorry metal, i dropped XXII for BANC, pls forgive me
>>1577984
good luck dude im not touching DRWI again today
i dont want to give my profits back
AMD YES
>>1577984
Needs to break 4.60 again
Held DWRI for three seconds before getting stopped out lol
My only regret with BANC is not dumping my life savings in to it.
>>1577999
Thank you based anon who told us about BANC.
>No more money available to spend on meme stocks
>All tied up in long holds
Why bother living
BANC DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
>>1578010
I made about $20 chasing it earlier today. Got nervous going in for a second round.
I swear this board is so hit and miss (mostly misses) but every once in a while when we work together you know a stock is gonna climb.
>>1577963
Is this guy seriously making LIVABLE profits off of fucking Robinhood?
>>1578012
iktfb
>>1578016
It has been going up and down all day from day traders relax lol
>>1578012
I was having an excellent week, netflix, ..got into AMD before ER runup, into BANC ...
Then BAM !! MGT'ed ...BAM !! RIGL'ed...
been drinking heavily since 10am
>>1578027
>2000%
Jesus are you dumping everything you have into a meme that looks good?
>>1577813
Not if your already poor :^)
drwi i think has like one more pump in it, i'm going for 4.90
>>1577985
swing, brotha, and git back in when it dips
>>1578029
I didn't know people were still into MGT, but remember you're always just one meme away from reaching the stars.
>in DRWI at 4.56
>shoots up to 4.74
>buy it up at delicious 4.61 dip
>immediately falls to 4.41
all my money is in this
>>1578038
broke even with that trade, that was a close one before drop
where's that GEVO shill.jpg
>>1578052
What
>>1578054
is this a good time to buy in? looks like a tasty dip
>>1578052
>>1578056
but drwi now
major dip in progress
>>1577828
Thanks for your patience.
>>1578056
Looks tasty but it's up to you. Personally I'd wait till tomorrow and gauge it cause Friday's usually have a good dip.
>>1578058
dip vs crash
>>1578062
thanks, I'll wait and watch for a little bit lower
>>1578033
Not every meme, I started with AMD and made a pretty nice quick profit, rode RGSE in at 2.2 with 1400~, out in the high 7's. Used the 5000 made of that and followed all of pimples plays religously, got to 13,000. Stopped trading for a bit to focus on life, came back and pimple was a faggot. Made the last of my gains chasing HTGM, AMRS, VNR, TOPS(I'd been watching this for a while though), and DRWI.
Would have made even more money but I stopped going all in recently cause im trying to not be a degenerate gambler and lose all my gains
>>1578006
>not investing entire checking account last second
stay pleb kid
after I sell this stock i thiink im going to quit the market for awhile
>>1578070
If only i wasn't so poor... I would have invested all muh eggs
>>1578012
Hold strong, brother.
Memes come and go, but hold long and grow strong.
DRWI is holding up great at this level... idk though what you all think?
>>1578077
You won't be poor after this one.
Do you think it'll reach 17 in a week?
Damn I hope their paperwork goes through to be listed on the nasdaq
>>1578085
16 this month for sure.
>>1578088
Is that an office or a high school computer lab?
>>1578080
GOOD I LOVE THIS STOCK!
>>1578079
Oh I know but memes are cool and flashy. Also only one of my three primary holds are doing good, the other two haven't even gotten back to what I have averaged down to in three months
>>1577938
how much money did you have when you started trading?
>>1578063
cucked
>BANC
>DWRI
and AMD blowout earnings to come later
WHAT A DAY
>>1578029
Drink some for me too, man
>>1578108
Community college friendo
And my uncle passed and I got his 2015 corvette
Sold it because I know damn well id kill myself with it
When can i sell my mgt?
>>1578121
lol
>>1578121
I bought mnkd at 45 should I sell
or be greedy
>>1578121
soon
COSI is gonna go back up?
Right guys?
If it doesn't, I will literally tie a noose and hang myself infront of one of their restaurants.
>>1578117
ah that makes more sense... vette tho?!? rad! (I'd probably die in one too lol)
sry about ur uncle though :(
>>1578132
Why did you ever think COSI was a good investment?
It's a failing food chain, what could have possibly bailed them out?
>>1578121
After all the rich people have a chance to make money off it. 50, 100k blocks have been trading all day
>>1578121
https://mobile.twitter.com/BagholderQuotes/status/788841506073436160
Sorry, friend
>>1578117
Community college is smart. What major?
Sorry for you loss. And I would say good call on selling that car. It would likely just end up depreciating over the next 5 years, on top of the higher insurance costs. Any car over 20k is just misspent money, in my mind.
RCKY
RIGHT NOW
>>1578147
its a low float and its starting to run up
>>1578151
pure gambling please dont get mad at me when this crashes ok
>>1578153
Looks like it's already left earth
>>1578134
>>1578138
We used to go to car shows all the time. Died at 43 from prostate cancer. Currently going to community college doing my general. Then transferring to cal State San Bernardino to get my teachers permit and English degree.
I work as a janitor in one of the highschools and know all the main honchos
So I have an in and I really enjoy teaching kids and just being around them
>>1578153
http://www.defense.gov/News/Contracts/Contract-View/Article/979184
mfw riding the dragonwave
>>1578162
i bought ten shares so i can't get noko'd or pimp'd too bigly
>>1578167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzYXJt1zE_Q
>>1578157
Of course I know it isn't that great money but. I'll be making up to 100,000 because the district here is one of the highest paying in the country
>>1578167
FUCK IT FELL TO THE 4.20S AGAIN
today i learned not to gamble
i'm fucking retarded
fuck you BANC
fuck you
probably gonna be my first day in the red (got brought out of it thanks to after hours yesterday)
Webcast for AMD earnings
http://edge.media-server.com/m/p/g86tqpfi/lan/en
>>1578175
When on earth did you buy banc to lose money?
>>1578175
my stop loss triggered. maybe i'll get back in tomorrow if their fraud hasn't been exposed yet
>>1578181
Oh please they don't have fraud. Seriously show me some evidence
>>1578181
So, you bought banc over 13.53? That was mighty late.
So whats tomorrow's moon mission? I wanna buy it low now then watch it moon in the morning. Go on, what is it?
>>1578147
Just dipped to 11, not a bad time to get on it if you haven't people.
max risk is 10%< gain potential seems large though.
>>1578181
>stop lossing out of a chart that looks like this on a company worth 5 billion on an insane earnings report
m8...
go lift some weights you got some weak weak hands
>>1578194
oh wow and I forget muh chart
I'm new and garbage at trading but just using ameritrade's free shit has given me massive improvement on gainz
>>1578176
>MGT
>RIGL
>EBAY
AMD MUST bring me back from this despair. We break $10 and we're off.
>>1578175
>losing money on BANC
Literally how?
>>1578189
AMD
buy dat LEI dip while you still can, lads!!
>>1578187
bought at 13.57 and stopped out at 13.89
i think it should get up to 15.50 at least... unless the galanis thing is verified
>>1578204
Your "advice" is a disgrace to Babs desu senpai. Either post good advice or stop Babsposting. I dont want to associate her with your losing ways
>>1578204
You can get shreked real easy on this one.
What did MNKD finally fire their pos ceo?
>>1578219
hmm... keeping their promotional activity in-house must be working
>>1578218
RNN? Literally who do you think I am? Iv been lurking on this board for weeks. And have only made two moves since I started trading.Sold $RTTR with huge gains and holding $BANC. So no, i didnt buy RNN and hold it for too long. I just realized, through my lurking, youre a special kind of idiot palvinfag. True Palvinfags are handsome, articulate intelligent winners with refined taste. Youre a disgrace
Here's hoping BANC rallies until the end of the day~
>>1578157
that's pretty rad. Kids are fun; i dont think I'd ever want any of my own but being an uncle is rad. Working as EMT now and Medic eventually, but after probably foing for RN in which case I'd be working at teh childrens hospital.
>>1578172
$100k?! wew, lass!!
>tfw i work on an ambulance in the current murder captiol of the worl and i get min. wage plus sum change...
>>1578172
100k is solid, but it all depends on what you take home at the end of the day.
What's the cost of living and tax rate for that area?
>>1578218
>stock going up when they're still losing money
Tread lightly here, anon
>>1578226
u live in Brazil
>>1578228
Well Commiefornia is damn good to their teachers.
but tax is shit and cost of living is even more shit.
Houses here aren't that bad 400,000k average
But if you want to remodel or have anything nice it will cost you 2x more then living somewhere else
Doot doot here come the babby gainz
>AUPH under $4
this is giving me cancer
>>1578236
>Houses here aren't that bad
>400,000k average
housing bubble 2: bloody red boogaloo when?
>>1578240
right when i get my teaching career started so i can buy a mcmansion for cheeeep
>>1578244
yup you sell your life away here for basic things
such is the life in da gulag
>>1578238
Good thing RNN eill be able to cure it!
(God i hope they do well eventually. Sold out for a small loss here lately)
>>1578252
but you live in brazil mate lmao
im down but ain't flying your ass here
Any thoughts on AUPH as an overnight play?
>>1578258
Wait until Friday when the price drops even further.
>>1578257
actually Shit-Cago...
i know, i know, i exaggerated, but this place is a serious shit-hole and i hate it here; been praying to kek to smite it...
>>1578258
just dont do it
>>1578258
Don't. Just sell if it hits 4.10-4.20 range and don't touch it again for a while.
>>1578265
oh hey i live here too
everything but the loop is garbage tbqh
trying to get a position at Ronin or Madison Street right now
>>1578268
nice. my skinny-white-dood friend just got appartmrnt at 79th & Ashland. I laugh at him frequently. (i work alot in that neighborhood...ew)
>>1578265
Ah well San Bernardino is turning into a shit hole. Thanks to section 8 anyone can move where ever they want even if they can't pay big rent.
(basically get a discount on houses for being poor if you make under a certain amount)
which is great for people that make 30k have family memebers that comitt crime but terrible for me because i gotta deal with their shit and low property values that come with them
>>1578277
>Ashland
wew lad
i dont know what it is about that street but nobody understands what a sidewalk is used for and just walks in traffic. Super annoying trying to get to Ogden
>AMD
>>1578181
The fraud is nonexistent
>>1578291
In at 11.00, needed a stock to hold for a bit since im out of daytades and this shit feels good.
>>1578291
what are you trying to say here
>>1578293
how many shares
No wonder biz went down to the shitter. This place is full of people who want to be spoonfeed and can´t even read the goddamn thread.
>>1578298
nobody reads or has read the op
>>1578298
Thanks for correcting the record
>banc
dropping like a rock
sigh
>TWX
hahahaha yes what just happened!
>>1578295
600 shares
>>1578303
why is seekingalpha full of betas?
>>1578304
jesus this luck lmao
i randomly bought 50 shares today what the fuck im dying laughing rn
>>1578301
work at Rush?
>bag holding 5k worth of AUPH at 5.23
Fuck. Going all in at 3.80 to average out.
>TWX
YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT
>>1578312
in 50 @ 79.60
out 50 @ 85.04
today was a good day
>>1578316
solid $300 for literally nothing
this is the best job in the world isnt it?
>tfw fell for the banc meme
>>1578321
I really hope you guys are playing BANC right now, massive manipulation. Just bought more at 13.3. I wouldn't be surprised if it drops again as we close.
>>1578322
>bought in half at 14.05
>blew my load before this 13.3 dip
FUG.JPG
>>1578308
Private ambulance (Elite)
so tempted to double down on banc right now
but I hate having over 30% of my portfolio in one meme
good luck friends
>>1578329
why would you ever sign up to be an ambulance driver in the city?
god bless man but holy shit think of yourself
>>1578328
Patience pays, certainly saves you from a massive loss. Hold though, should contest 14.00 in pre.
AMD about to shoot into orbit
>>1578329
>ambulance driver
>rabid ETF gambler
You might be too cool for this place
>>1578335
From my research on AMD, they are likely over valued now. Consumer sales have been lower than expected for their new hardware. They did, however get the new console contracts. Too much of a gamble for me to be honest, good luck.
>>1578339
some guy just bought 1 million shares as the bell closed
wew
>>1578335
Praise kek. I've lost so much money today my soul simply cannot go on if I don't catch a win.
we /bigleague/ now boys
>>1578345
AMD?
>>1578347
AMD my nigga
>>1578348
4000 shares in at 6.70, I'm really hoping this goes well. I have hope in Lisa.
ALKS
FUCKING DEPRESSION DRUG
>>1578350
AMD hit $7.00 just now
congrats on the $1800
new Bread when?
>>1578353
7.20 now
AMD NO
WHAT HAPPEN
>>1578363
Earnings isnt even out yet idk
>AUPH
WHY
>AMD
I WARNED YOU, DOG
todays my first day in the red brothers
my dumbass bought BANC before the big dip today
why the fuck did i listen to the memes
>>1578382
How do private ambulances work in the us?
EPS WAS EXPECTED TO BE -0.01
IT CAME OUT TO BE +0.04
AND THE PRICE PLUMMITS
WHAT THE FUCK
AMD ripped biz a new one. Top fucking kek.
>>1578386
fuck earnings reports
>>1578386
my guess is that it will go the up tomorrow
they seriously outdid themselves
q1 was like -0.04 q2 was like -0.02 and q3 was supposed to be like you said -0.01
they surpassed that by 5 fucking points
WHY IS IT GOING DOWN
God Dammit AMD!
Every Fucking time.
>>1578386
its back to 6.70's already relax
>gain earnings
>lose stock value
I wanna get off Mr. Market's wild ride
I hope y'all didn't have stop limits on AMD
Somebody make a new thread
what's the wsb irc channel?
>>1578390
>Algorithmic trading programs looking at AMD's horrible GAAP results..
Admittedly, it looks really bad but looking at GAAP is not a good bet on companies like AMD where their non-GAAP earnings is much more accurate and representative of their business.
Price is staying steady at 6.80s after after that huge down spike to 6.50s but the really telling thing is how aftermarket reacts after the earnings call in less than 30 minutes.
>didn't get in AMD because I didn't have any free funds
>decide to cut losses on AUPH
>AMD drops at the same time
>buy the dip
Feels damn good
>>1578321
i scalped for gainz; might re-enter tomorrow
AMD EARNINGS CALL IS LIVE
http://edge.media-server.com/m/p/g86tqpfi/lan/en
>>1578407
i think you bought my shares as i panic sold
;~;
>>1578413
Why did you panic sell before the call? Did you even read the report?
is Marketwatch retarded or something?
>tfw can't scalp 'cus of retarded broker fees
>>1578407
You lucky lucky man
>>1578414
ITS CALLED PANICKING
>>1578418
this made me giggle more than it should have
dont worry i did the same with gevo
>>1578413
>panic selling
Why do this, anon-kun? Don't invest the money unless you're willing and able to lose it.
>>1578415
The GAAP and non-GAAP results have a big difference. GAAP results for AMD was -50 cents a share while non-GAAP was 5 cents a share. The investor call should answer why this is the case but I am not seeing a lot of reasons for the disparity.
>>1578418
Hope you didn't lose out a ton of money from the panic.
>>1578418
Gotta steel them hands.
If you made a solid pick, the price going down should excite you- you get to buy more for cheap now!
>>1578427
Oh screw me, I forgot all the acronyms and had a brain DDOS.
Remember the AMD GlobalFoundaries deal change?
http://www.anandtech.com/show/10631/amd-amends-globalfoundries-wafer-supply-agreement-through-2020
The change wasn't taken into account for GAAP so the Q3 results look a lot worse than they should be.
>>1578432
So non-GAAP is more reliable in this case?
>EBAY down 10% after beating earnings
Good time to buy?
hahahah are all you fags hanging from nooses rn?
where are the posts, this shit is JUSTing itself.
How are you fags buying AMD after hours?
this fucking earns call classical music is starting to piss me off
>>1578442
Robinhood gold
>>1578442
either with a real broker or with 'robinhood gold' accounts
>>1578436
Yes, but listen in to the Q3 call and see what they say.
Q4 isn't looking great according to projections, which is weird, relative to Q3. I suppose we'll get answers during the call about that and the GlobalFoundaries deal. I don't expect the market price of AMD to stabilize until tomorrow at least.
I don't plan to crunch the really hard numbers since I am only an amateur individual investor but looking at the CFO commentary and the numbers in general, it's actually pretty good in general for AMD. The stock price shouldn't be diving but that's just my opinion and the volatility will not really get better until after earnings call or some time after it IMO.
>>1578443
It's not bad classical but baroque seems not to appeal to you. It's public domain too. I would pause the stream if it was some modern pop music.
I'll make the new thread
>>1578451
no its the "dont worry about your stocks that have all crashed 10%, listen to this nice music and relax."
FUCK YOU GIVE ME NUMBERS
nah its fine
>>1578455
They already have released the numbers. What you want is investor reassurance and a human element from AMD to explain this, which you will get soon.
Get in and get those dicks out
>>1578457
NEW THREAD NIGGAS
>>1578429
i sold at spike in the hopes of buying moar at dip but that's risky biz; i still believe, friendo
>>1578460
WOOT! DIXOUT!!
>>1578462
Wish i was that smart.
Good luck!
>>1577660
It's not going to die because EU and GBP central banks are purposefully forcing their currencies down for QE measures. Read the news please.
The US is one of the only stable currencies right now not looking for negative interest rate debt so people are pouring into it.
>>1578777