>day trader >I've not traded days with anyone >financial

>I'm too smart to be successful
>I'm smart but lazy
>I'm obese but healthy
>I'm a nigger but not African American
>I'm straight and prefer traps
>I'm on /biz/ when I should be on /r9k/

hehe xd

>>1572492

>negative interest rate
>I wanted to know the bank's policy, not my situation with women

>>1572481
Fucking women

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>"7%-10% is an average return!"
>most people are lucky to beat inflation at all

>>1572481
Not funny or clever in the least.
You might get more upboats at leddit.

>>1572481
>hedged my investments
>know nothing about gardening

>>1572481
>calculated company book value
>company doesn't sell books

>>1572481
>make net profit
>not a fisherman

>>1572668
>asked to report my gross
>It's too gross

>>1572682
>print out balance sheet
>it's lopsided

>sign up to a joint venture
>don't smoke weed

>>1572481
latinas are truly crazy

>>1572527

>government bonds
>with who?