>"hello, anon. Welcome to (dream company). >lets

>>1572450
You may call me "your majesty"

>>1572450
Shit, if I knew that was going to happen I would've taken this interview as Kelly.

>>1572450
>>>/pol/

Why the fuck do you keep posting this here.

>>1572615
Why didn't you? Kelly has a phaat ass.

>>1572450
my pronouns are fhe, fhu, fhoo
if I don't get this job I'm suing you

>>1572450
You may call me 'emperor', peasant.

>>1572450
>you've triggered me, take me to your designated safe space immediately

>>1572450
xXx_CuntDestroyer_xXx

>>1572450
I'm not into that gay shit, if that's what you're asking.

>>1573011
YOU'RE HIRED!!

>>1572450
It.
Referring to my pronouns as "degrading", "objectifying" or "intended for inanimate objects" is my fucking trigger so don't do it shitlord, I AM ANIMATE, I DO MATTER, AND I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A TABLE SAW.

>>1572450
Guy on the right looks like a manikin.

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muad'dib, but you may call me usul.

>>1573125
He looks straight out of a cutscene

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Gabagool

>>1573231
Usul is the sietch name retard, you don't give that away to something like the company you work for

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So /biz/ we all know the "sell me this pen" trickery and I bet you have your jewed answers mangeled out and ready, but can you sell me this water can you piece of shit?

If you cant, please go back with the cryptofags and let the big alpha dogs do the sales and get the women

>>1572450
Wtf why do their heads look like creepy shapeless plastic like mannequins?

>>1574465
how is that an eternal loop watering can? It doen't work because of gravity. You would have to turn it more than 180 degrees around, for the water to get through the pipe. But by doing so, the other water would spill from the top. Maybe if you only had a little bit water in the can it could work, but you still would have to be very secure, and have a lot of chance at failure.

>>1574465

Did you know you're paying for 100% of the water you use on your garden?

Just think, that's 100MLitres per year on watering the garden, 100MLitres amortized over $40/ML makes $40,000 that youre spendng every year just because you're using a cheap plastic watering can.

Now just imagine if you could get the water BACK after you poured it.

Now you're thinking Hypercan X

>>1572450
"He/him/his, typically."

>>1574537
Let me guess
White..... Straight and cis gender?