What do you guys know about services which you can use as fake work references?
I fucked my life up pretty badly in my early 20s. I had a shitty degree and couldn't get a job so I tried going back to school for a different degree but dropped out and just started playing poker. When the poker sites got shut down I started selling drugs for a year or so before transitioning into doing freelance webdev (basically competing with pajeets making wordpress and drupal themes).
I've been doing this for a few years and need a real job but my resume is a joke. I basically have like 7 years unaccounted for before starting freelancing. I don't know what to do other than lie. I also have a shitty credit report for another 2 years due to me defaulting on credit cards during the poker to drug dealer transition when I was in full blown downward spiral mode, so I'm a bit worried about background checks. I can't really say I was happily working at some fake company and just defaulted on 15k in credit cards in 2012 for the fuck of it. I'm thinking maybe lying about an illness or injury to explain that?
fuck... help me please.
>>1570528
make your own website (can make a coorporate website under an hour). get your own phoneline for fake company. add a fake address on google maps/yelp. get your bro/friend in on this.
>>1570528
not sure saw kek
so i came to praise him for DGB
PRAISE KEK
>>1570533
>get your bro/friend in on this.
I'm basically a shut in at this point, although I'm not an r9k virgin. I literally have no one I would trust with this.
>>1570528
Why not just say you were travelling.
>>1570545
from 2007 to 2013?
http://www.dailydot.com/business/career-excuse-fake-job-references/
www.careerexcuse.com and www.fakeresume.com