>Mom asks me if I can help her invest her money >Tell her

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2016-10-16 02:53:43 Post No. 1569288
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Anonymous 2016-10-16 02:53:43 Post No. 1569288 [Report]

>Mom asks me if I can help her invest her money
>Tell her I have no idea and that investing seems very risky and she's better off keeping it in her 0.01% interest bank account as I know she does

>Meanwhile I'm making gains from Vanguard while I work and live expense-free because I tell my parents I only make $1200/month and I'm trying to save up

>Actually making $5k/month and investing almost all of it every month

Anonymous 2016-10-16 02:58:37 Post No.1569293
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Anonymous 2016-10-16 02:58:37 Post No.1569293 [Report]

you should at least invest her money and give her 2% returns instead of the .001 % she gets from banks.. and keep the profits

Anonymous 2016-10-16 03:00:24 Post No.1569295
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Anonymous 2016-10-16 03:00:24 Post No.1569295 [Report]

Help your mom don't be a bad son

Anonymous 2016-10-16 03:03:04 Post No.1569296
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Anonymous 2016-10-16 03:03:04 Post No.1569296 [Report]

>parents have a lower net worth because of OP being a shitty child for no reason
>comes back to bite him when his inheritance is half what it could be and his broke old parents are always haggling him for change and giving his kids shitty gifts because lolnomoney

well played OP ;)

Anonymous 2016-10-16 03:03:45 Post No.1569298
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>>1569295

>>1569293
That seems too devilish

Anonymous 2016-10-16 03:08:32 Post No.1569303
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Anonymous 2016-10-16 03:08:32 Post No.1569303 [Report]

>>1569296
>Haggling him for change
>His KIDS

I'm just milking them for all their worth. Soon ill move out and cut off contact. The inheritance will go to my siblings which ill dispute with an excellent attorney.

Also
>Having kids
lmoa

Anonymous 2016-10-16 04:12:49 Post No.1569360
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>>1569298
>>1569303
>Stirner

Stop being an edgy autist and do something OP.

Anonymous 2016-10-16 04:15:20 Post No.1569365
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>>1569288
What are you long right now?

Anonymous 2016-10-16 04:22:15 Post No.1569375
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>>1569360
U mad fag

Anonymous 2016-10-16 04:26:11 Post No.1569379
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>>1569360
wooow spooky post

Anonymous 2016-10-16 04:27:17 Post No.1569381
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>>1569379
>Getting this triggered over a meme post

Lmao

Anonymous 2016-10-16 04:33:10 Post No.1569387
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>>1569381
U mad fag

Anonymous 2016-10-16 04:34:37 Post No.1569389
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>>1569387
Your intelligence is a spook

Anonymous 2016-10-16 04:38:50 Post No.1569393
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>>1569389
he mad, fag.

Anonymous 2016-10-16 04:39:11 Post No.1569394
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>>1569389
ur moms a spook

Anonymous 2016-10-16 05:11:22 Post No.1569426
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Anonymous 2016-10-16 05:11:22 Post No.1569426 [Report]

>0.01%
>not banking at a credit union

lmao

Anonymous 2016-10-16 12:59:23 Post No.1569806
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>>1569288
telll her to invest in some kneepads

Anonymous 2016-10-16 14:03:59 Post No.1569860
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>>1569806
She will have to when she can't afford retirement lmao

Anonymous 2016-10-16 14:10:12 Post No.1569870
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>>1569298
>>1569288

What exactly do you gain from screwing over your mom? It'll be your money eventually

Anonymous 2016-10-16 15:08:21 Post No.1569934
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>>1569288
you make 5k/month off of vanguard funds?

Anonymous 2016-10-16 15:13:16 Post No.1569939
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Anonymous 2016-10-16 15:13:16 Post No.1569939 [Report]

>>1569303
do you even have a mom, this all sounds like a fanfiction

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