Sup /biz/ I finally decided killing myself, but given the trauma

Try /r9k/

ima give you a little hint pussy boy
you aren't ready to kill yourself, you are just depressed over whatever is making you feel down right now.. you will bounce back up.. you ever blew through a months savings on one bet at a casino then not have shit to eat for a week? i did. that's what wanting to kill yourself feels like. if you really wanted to kill yourself you wouldn't give a fuck what others think

take out a huge loan, and give it to your parents.. then kill yourself.. loan is defaulted

>>1561125
>satire

>our son is gone
>at least we have these dollars to wipe the tears

>>1561202
Kek

>>1561115
this is awfully true. Last year i'm unemployed and my 6th month old son got a pneumonia. I'm just staring for hours thinking shit.

>>1561082
Whole Life insurance isn't bad. As opposed to term life, you could use it as your retirement account if you keep it going although 401k is better because it reduces your tax obligation now to when you draw retirement payments. But supposing you are already set on retirement or don't care because you're so young and suicidal check out whole life plans either prepaid or short term to fund (5 to 10 years) and then the principal is suppose to grow until retirement. $100k and $200k death benefits are cheap like $20k to $30k but you have to pass a physical and pay off the 20-30k funding. (It's like buying a car don't be a cheapass) You might have to make your suicide look accidental. 5 year suicide goal is exciting, most anons here should have one.

>>1561082
Make methamphetamine

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Dude life can change so drastically you wouldn't imagine. And if you feel so bad now every change in life can only lead to something better.

>>1561470
Oh fuck off. That's complete horse shit. Life gets worse as you get older. You can add physical breakdown to your litany of problems. Suicide gets a bad rap but nowadays with the growing population of superfluous people around it makes sense for a lot of people. Some people just can't justify living.

>>1561248
I often wonder how insurance companies treat "accidentally" veering your car into an oncoming transport truck. It would take some serious balls and there is the chance that you could be left alive and a vegetable but it would seem that this would be hard to prove to be a suicide.

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>>1561470
>so drastically you wouldn't imagine

the shittiest thing about depression is how you think you're finally waking up to the horrors of life, that you finally see it for how it is, and how confident you are that you know better and know how it always will be

which of course is all wrong

it's like getting cancer and then you can only imagine life with a death sentence
or trying to quit smoking and imagining the rest of your days craving for nicotine and being unable to live without smoking

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>>1561551
lol at not coping with fucking 8+ escorts

>>1561082

If you really hate yourself you should get a job and care for your peeps.

>>1561551
If you are middle class or above life certainly can get worse as you get older because youve had awesome childhood/ teenage years. My mom grew up in public housing projects of nyc in the 70's. now she lives richest county in the nation. Shes got nostalgia of course like everyone always does but shes happier now in a lot of ways