I'm about to inherit $15,000-$20,000 in a Vanguard account.

>>1547398
Buy a mansion and retire

>>1547403
this

>>1547398
Blow it out your ass

>>1547403
in Detroit?

>>1547430
I just bought a decent livable house in detroit for $800. Its in a shit neighborhood. But it might pay out, who knows.

>>1547791
Sure thing, wallace.

>>1547398
Make sure it is adequately diversified and set it up to automatically reinvest dividends. Check on it once a year and rebalance the securities if necessary.

>>1547398
sell it all and buy POTCOIN

buy ETH on the dip

BUY COSI

>>1547791
Is real estate actually that cheap there?
It can't be.

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>>1547836
Here's the thing they don't tell you about owning real estate in places like Cincinnati or Detroit. You can buy a house for the cost of a VCR, but they come with MASSIVE tax obligations. These tax obligations stem from the fact that the former owners usually had not been paying taxes on these properties in years. Often times the tax burden is higher than the value of the property in a livable condition. (We're talking higher than 80k on some of these shitboxes). The bank that forecloses on the property won't pay the tax, they'll simply act as an escrow representing the city and dump the tax on the new owner. It's precisely why these houses that cost 1000 bux won't sell.

>>1547398
>>1547398
Give it to me because I deserve it more than anyone here

mfw I will only inherit debt

>>1547398
pay off debts if you have any and never fall for the loan jew ever again.

if no debts, invest in twitter as its currently in a nice dip.

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>>1547398
put it in to OWCP.
WARNING: THIS STOCK IS DEFINITELY A SCAM IN THE LONGRUN, MY ADVICE IS ONLY VALID IF YOU KNOW HOW TO BUY LOW AND SELL HIGH, BEFORE THE DUMPERS DUMP IN THIS PUMP AND DUMP SCHEME. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

short $TWLO and hold until january... leverage that shit also to maximaze your gains

If you ever trusted a stranger on the internet, this is the one time it actually paid off

>>1548596
why? what's the deal with Twilio?

>>1547398
buy some shitcoin make 10x

BUY KNEE PADS!

>>1548770
why was a kneepads ad not part of the /biz/banner for other boards to see

>>1547398
Assuming you don't have a house, you could put it towards a down payment. Or if you want to invest and don't want to keep tabs on it, just buy a small basket of ETFs

>>1548770
Premium knee pads!