To say this is incredible is an understatement. I feel like

Amazing. Nocoiners need to be incinerated. The fact that this thread has 0 posts further proves why bitcoiner masterrace is 10000 steps ahead and will make it. Low IQ mongs that keep ignoring Bitcoin will pay with their lives in suicide format.

>>1547890
I surrender myself to the bitcoin god, Satoshi Makamoto. Please help me and I hope it isn't too late.
If I had known about bitcoin in 2010 then i would have been a billionaire and saved my friends' lifes.
Now I'm an just an autist contemplating suicide.

In all reality I'd still suicide even with all that money, but I'd be much happier doing it after I've lived in 2 years what I haven't lived in 20.

>>1546749

> Bitcoin becomes global ecommerce currency
> Bitcoin replaces reserve currency

yeah right.

>Bitcoin replaces reserve currency
Oh boy, a commodity based economy. It's not like we haven't seen that disaster play out many times in history already.

>>1548281
The price is rising, stop thinking and buy. Own at least one entire unit of the most important network ever. It's like owning a share of TCP/IP.

>>1548322
>implying you can compare bitcoin to anything else tried before

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>>1546749
>Hedge funds allocate 1% to Bitcoin.
Why would they do this? Hedge funds try to buy a little bit of everything but given how volatile bitcoin is there's no reason to expect the average fund to pick up anywhere near 1% of its total value in bitcoin.
>Argentines sell USD cash for Bitcoin
Why? Do you predict Argentina to suddenly come down with a plague of Downs Syndrome? Are they retarded? Why would they get rid of one of the most stable and universally traded currencies for a volatile number they can't even spend at the grocery store much less in a back alley.
>Gold hoarders divest 1% into Bitcoin
The sort of person who hoards gold is not the sort of person to divest that stake, much less trade it for a number
>Bitcoin replaces the remittance market
Literally wat. How high are you?
>Becomes the global E-Commerce currency
Unless the entirety of e-commerce is reduced to drugs and kiddie porn I have no idea why you would expect this to happen. The existing e-commerce systems are faster, more secure, and easier to use. Knowing exactly who is paying whom how much and when is an important feature of a functioning marketplace, not a bug.
>25% of black market transactions in Bitcoin
There's a number of problems with this. Least of which is the fact that even crooks prefer to trade dollar bills to bitcoins when they can, which says volumes to why bitcoin is somewhere between an interesting economic tech demo and a useless digital tulip.
>Bitcoin replaces reserve currency
Mercantilism plz go
>Bitcoin replaces offshore deposits
I know how to protect my vast wealth from the prying hands of government! I'll give it all to a bunch of NEETs in exchange for some of their rare numbers! This cannot possibly be a bad idea.

>>1546749
Add in this:

https://download.wpsoftware.net/bitcoin/wizardry/mimblewimble.pdf

Fast, cheap, anonymous Bitcoin is coming. Fiat is done for.

>>1548488
>I know how to protect my vast wealth from the prying hands of government! I'll give it all to a bunch of NEETs in exchange for some of their rare numbers! This cannot possibly be a bad idea

Your money is already just numbers in somebody's computer, the only question you have to ask yourself, who's computer?

You are too dumb to benefit from being a pioneer on this, so stay on your lane.

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>>1548488
>being this far behind the times

Crypto grew up grandad. We're not called crypto any more, we're called 'Fintech' and we're coming in to your living room like the tv and the internet did.

>>1546749
Ok lol. So what can one buy with bitcoin besides USD, shillcoins and drugs? Given that soon nobody will be using it to buy drugs. Seriously its only value is in the illegal drug trade and its going to get permanently shut down some time soon and bitcoin is not secure or anonymous enough for this anyway. The picrelated is just asburgers. What if from now on we only sell diamonds using bitcoin lol? In that case it will be so expensive. What if its going to be the only currency of mars? What if George soros decides to keep his money only in bitcoin? More asbergers at 11.

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>bitcoin replaces reserve currency
obvious shill is obvious

the massivest problem with btc that nobody ever dares address is that there is no actual incentive for the common man to switch from fiat to btc or any other crypto. most people couldn't give less of a shit

better save up boys, bitcoin to $1,000,000 in the future

>>1549659
big money will soon flock to bitcoin after they realize that it is the key to Pump n Dump riches

>>1549659
It is for the 4 billion people without access to bank accounts.

It will be for the average joe in the first world once governments remove physical cash in the next 1 to two decades.

Sooner or later everyone will be exposed to BTC.

>>1548433
>implying you can compare bitcoin to anything else tried before
>implying commodities in digital or physical form aren't subjected to economic factors
Commodities are good for backup. Adopting it for an economy would be stupid. Enjoy your deflationary spiral.

>>1546749
who the fuck cares if you can get $1,000,000 per coin? are you going to switch it back out to USD then? then you'll have 1,000,000 useless pieces of paper. fucking morons

>>1550623
>muh inflation
No, $1,000,000 of inflation adjusted purchasing power you mong.

>>1550530
>muh deflationary spiral
Nations can still create their own cryptos as Bitcoin sidechains and Bitcoin would act as a world reserve, so they can feel special holding their own memecoins.

In any case, Bitcoin always wins.