25 years old NEET, community college dropout. How do I become

invest in $URRE

Work hard. You have to strive for it harder and over a far longer period of time than reaching a goal in one of your video games. If you really want to Jew it, keep a spread sheet with formulas that help you track every last penny.

>>1537281
Be an exceptional person. You either are or you aren't. If you aren't, then just try to become the best at one thing.

>>1537402
give me 5 profitable things I can learn by myself from home
>inb4 programming - if you want to say this at least give me a specific language

>>1537411

you're a lazy faggot if you can't google "what languages should I learn to get an entry level job"

otherwise good troll thread

>>1538092
can anyone explain to me why/how is programming considered a good income source on this board, 90% of programmers have medium income and also most of the people that earn a lot of money aren't even programmers

Invest in knee pads.

>>1538103
Exactly this.
I don't want to be a code monkey

>>1538105
It was funny for the first 10000000 times
Do you really come to /biz/ daily wasting your time to post that everywhere?
The average human is really that retard?

I'm slowly giving up on humans and my plan B is to take advantage on stupid people...
I'm almost there

>>1539476
its /biz/ favorite equity.. Never doubt its power

>>1539476
"take advantage on stupid people" Are you stupid?

>>1539513
*of
No, but English is not my first language and I make mistakes sometimes
Actually I'm a genius in my own language
How many languages do you speak?

>>1539517
My apologies friend it just seemed a little ironic.

>>1539530
Lol yes it was
No worries, I'm an asshole